quickness

sarcastic name for someone who has just done or said something very stupid

Kyle: (accidentaly locks keys and baby in car)
Ross: "way to go quickness"
Kyle: "shutup"

also see quick shit

by Ross March 27, 2004

quickie

Doing a task in and out no questions asked real fast, absolute twit

Bro 1: bro lets jump into this lake
Bro 2: quickie for the boys ay?

by Mister Semen June 22, 2018

Tricky Quickie

1. When a couple tries to have a quickie without getting caught by their kids.

Dang, the kids are still awake. This is going to be a tricky quickie.

by Scritton Bow March 15, 2011

Quickening

The practice of inviting several potential sexual partners to the same place and allowing them to compete for your attention until all are eliminated and one or more are left victorious.

Joe held a quickening at the bar where he worked at least once a week.

by BabyJo June 4, 2010

quickfee

Having coffee with your usual coffee buddy but the time is cut down by half the normal time

"Hey, let's have a quickfee and flirt with the waitress"

by Michael Vu January 2, 2008

Quicklier

To do something faster than quick or colloquial jargon used to prompt someone that is working quickly to do it even faster.

I commend you for doing your task quickly but we need you to do it quicklier.

by bull5150 July 29, 2009

quickie

A slight yet meaningful erection received when glancing at a woman (or man...) that is somewhat attractive but not someone you'd tap anytime soon. Its presence is often regretted.

Joe: yo, who else got a quickie when the teacher bent over in English
Bob: stfu bro, that bitch is like 89
George: yeah bro, you be tripping dawg
Joe: f*ck you guys then

by Captain Krunksalot December 28, 2011