querf

A sexual act where a male farts into a woman's vagina, and she then expells it in a queef.

Oh man, I ate so much taco bell last night I had my lady querfing up a storm.

by whole fisted February 4, 2007

quemwod

A person who is thick, and needs there bollocks chopping off, or if a lady, fanny chopped off.

"Fuck off you fuckin quemwod"

by Cazzabee January 31, 2005

Querp

A bitch burp.

Dude, did you just querp? You burp like a girl.

by jayjay12 March 29, 2013

querys

Oscars attempt to win at scrabble

Oscar: I use Querys
Everyone else: That's not a word
Oscar: Defines it on Urban Dictionary

Wins

by Ikr some boi May 17, 2018

quertyfuck

the spamming of a computer whilst the user is away from there desk. the word "quertfuck" is tiped several times and left on the computer screen awaiting the return of its user.

"john has left the room again! we need to quertyfuck him good!"

"he didnt even notice we quertfucked him untill he handed in his essay."

by secrecy is everything February 16, 2009

quern

word used instead of very. mainly in Wicklow, a town part of Ireland.

She is looking quern deadly
I was quern tired.

by Dave Mustaine 987 January 7, 2006

querb

someone who is an idiot and a screw-up. usually a negative term.

-"omg he totally stood me up last night!"

-"wow what a fucking querb!"

by B.zee October 17, 2008