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Get the Pulisic mug.He sucks and is a huge loser.Putin is literally going after A Ukraine which is 50 times smaller than Russia Russia is not even wining in fact most of them are retreating. Putin is the biggest peace of shit and has not friends.
by christian axt March 2, 2022
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An incredibly good excuse for missing work. It does not have to be true or believable, as long it guarantees that you cannot get to work.
You had too much to drink on Tuesday, what was your patish on Wednesday?
This guy misses work so often, yet he always has a patish.
This guy misses work so often, yet he always has a patish.
by RajeshZA July 21, 2016
Get the patish mug.Not to be confused with 'punishment,' a word which refers to a penalty or retribution given for some type of offense, punishmeant is way of explaining a type of word-play. If you intend a pun, but it's not exactly a proper pun, it is a pun-ish-meant.
Example:
Punster (after a new-age concert, said to another concertgoer): What a mind-banding experience!
Other person (confusedly): uh. Mind-BANDing?...
Punster: sorry, that was not a good pun... but it was a punishmeant!
Other person (shaking head): um, yeah! For sure! (Hurries away, trying to create as much distance between himself and the 'punishmeanter' as possible)
Punster (after a new-age concert, said to another concertgoer): What a mind-banding experience!
Other person (confusedly): uh. Mind-BANDing?...
Punster: sorry, that was not a good pun... but it was a punishmeant!
Other person (shaking head): um, yeah! For sure! (Hurries away, trying to create as much distance between himself and the 'punishmeanter' as possible)
by Belch Queen June 20, 2019
Get the punishmeant mug.An outrageous and over-exaggerated sense of projected toxic-masculinity, usually manifesting itself in claims of enormous sexual or military prowess, exhibited in a vain attempt to disguise overwhelming feelings of weakness and inadequacy in the sufferer.
In the context of sexual prowess, the 12-inch steel-hard phallus claimed by the sufferer of 'Putin Dick' actually turns out to be 2cm long and suffers from premature-ejaculation, which can only be recovered after 6 to 7 days, as opposed to the normal 5 to 20 minutes range, and must be accompanied with prolonged conversation and hugging.
For the context of military prowess, see above.
In the context of sexual prowess, the 12-inch steel-hard phallus claimed by the sufferer of 'Putin Dick' actually turns out to be 2cm long and suffers from premature-ejaculation, which can only be recovered after 6 to 7 days, as opposed to the normal 5 to 20 minutes range, and must be accompanied with prolonged conversation and hugging.
For the context of military prowess, see above.
"Wow, after Putin invaded Ukraine, it's now completely obvious to the entire world that he suffers from 'Putin Dick'"
by markb134718 February 28, 2022
Get the Putin Dick mug.Unintentional reverse psychology, where threats made to get someone to obey you instead causes them to go against you.
Origin: Putin threatened to use military force & nuclear weapons against Finland & Sweden, to prevent them from applying for NATO membership. The two countries realized that they could not defend themselves against nukes & the entire Russian military if they stood alone, leading to them joining NATO.
Ergo threats meant to subdue these countries caused them to stand up against Russian imperialism.
Origin: Putin threatened to use military force & nuclear weapons against Finland & Sweden, to prevent them from applying for NATO membership. The two countries realized that they could not defend themselves against nukes & the entire Russian military if they stood alone, leading to them joining NATO.
Ergo threats meant to subdue these countries caused them to stand up against Russian imperialism.
-"I told my boyfriend that it was me or the dog, but instead of getting rid of the dog, he dumped ME!"
-"Well, that's the Putin effect for you."
-"Well, that's the Putin effect for you."
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COD Fanboy : Pakman Is GAAAAY !!!1!111!!!!11
Retro Purist : Sorry But There are Way Better Games Like Pacman
COD Fanboy : Pakman Is GAAAAY !!!1!111!!!!11
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