Pulling a Bassi

a. When you make a promise to your friends or colleagues and then don't follow through on that.

b. A dutch boy who is always struggling with his schedule! and does not know when to say no or yes to plans.

Stop pulling a bassi on me Dave, you said you were gonna be here at 10.00
Ahaaa shit, John pulled a bassi on us! we were supposed to work on an assignment together

by DevTom April 18, 2023

Suppressed Public Dancer

Noun.

A person who often would like to break out into dance in full view of the public but refrains from doing so due to social constraints.

I am an SPD.
What's that?
A Suppressed Public Dancer.

This sucks! The music playing in this mall is so catchy I just want to start dancing right here! But I can't. I hate being a Suppressed Public Dancer.

by 1st Official SPD October 3, 2009

Certified Public Accountant

Certified Public Accountant- A professional accountant who has passed a series of extensive exams administered by the American Institute for CPAs (AICPA). The CPA is qualified to represent cases before the IRS. The CPA may also provide consulting services, tax or financial advice, audit and attestation services, and general accounting tasks.

Having fun with numbers and a love for turning the mess of other entities into a simple and accurate spreadsheet.

Myself and others licensed by their respective state Boards of Accountancy to use the CPA designation and hold themselves out to the public as "Accountants."

Oh crap, the investors, creditors, management, and qualifying governmental entities need financial information, better call a Certified Public Accountant.

by Matt, CPA August 30, 2006

pulling a stevon

Pulling a stevon:(verb) or just a stevon for short is when one continually passes out multiple times at parties after only minuscule amounts of alcohol. A stevon can also be categorized as someone who habitually passes out at parties and then proceeds to wake up and attempt to eat everything in sight.

Pat: Hey where is Will at?

Jerry: Oh I think he's pulling a stevon on the couch...

by Al Stevon February 25, 2009

Public Toilet Bingo

Passing someone coming out of a public/work bathroom and then trying to guess which stall they used so you can avoid sitting on a pre-warmed toilet seat.

1) I went to the bathroom after that fat guy from accounting had just used it...I lost big time at public toilet bingo

by MeffaKev August 27, 2010

Public figure

A title some people give them selves to hide the fact that they have no real job, implying that having a lot of followers on Instagram is a career.

Being a public figure is not a profession

by Cj_bon July 28, 2017

Pulling A Linus

To accidentally drop a expensive or irreplaceable piece of technology, usually related to computer hardware.

Austin almost ended up pulling a Linus when he nearly dropped an LG UltraWide monitor.

by cereal_killer_2017 August 11, 2017