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Pie Crust Promise

A seemingly fragile or empty promise that is easily broken.
In the words of Mary Poppins: "No Pie Crust Promises. Easily Made, Easily Broken."

Joe: "Baby, I promise that as soon as I get out of jail, I'll get a job and take care of our baby."

Heather: "I've heard that one from you before. I aint believin' your pie crust promises no more."
by jellybeanjaws April 17, 2009
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Promised Land

1. The land promised by God to the Israelites after they left Egypt.

2. An outdoor paintball field in SE Wisconsin.
1. After wandering the desert for 40 years, the Israelites finally reached the Promised Land.

2. Promised Land is the best paintball aprk ever.
by LorgSkyegon October 2, 2004
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proving a point

another term for masturbation,when you prove a point you move your hand firmly downward which is the same as masturbation.
javi proved a point every day after his girlfreind broke up with him
by bryceh June 28, 2005
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promiscuous

Being sexually active with many different people. Depending on its use, it can be good or bad.

Men, as they have usually set the standards, are rarely regarded/looked down upon as promiscuous. Women, on the other hand, aren't so lucky, despite that the tide is turning in their favor.

Still, sexual behavior has little, if anything, to do with someone as a person. Somebody can be very active sexually and yet be caring and thoughtful at the same time... although it doesn't apply to everyone.
Britney Spears has a reputation for being promiscuous. She's the epitome of the vamp... or slut, as I should probably say.

How many men/women does a woman have to sleep with to be concidered promiscuous? 10? 7? 5? 3? 2? 1?

Promiscuous women are (often unfairly) known as harlots, sluts, and whores, among other things.

How many men/women does a man have to sleep with to be concidered promiscuous? 10? 50? 100? 500? 2,000?

Promiscuous men are usually known as studs... or lechers or dirty old men, depending on the age of the man or who he is.
by Lorelili October 29, 2005
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kinky promise

instead of clasping the two pinky fingers to signify a bond, the same bond is represented by the insertion of penis into vagina, and held for three seconds while maintaining eye contact. Then a kinky promise is completed.
Amelias pinky finger was broken, so we went to the bedroom and made a kinky promise.
by Steven71 April 20, 2011
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promise joy

Have you ever seen a dream happen beyond sleep? Have you ever seen an angle, but you are alive. A promise is to keep, and a promise it shall stay. Joy offten get's mixed up with happyness. joy is from the heart, you feel your body fill with love and hope. The NAME Promise Joy is a rare name to be given. It is only given to the blessed one's in God's kingdom. Promise Joy is determined to do what she believes, and will never, ever stop. She is beautiful, but doesn't see it, so this makes her even more than words can describe. She has the best friends that she can and they can depend on her. You can trust her.
"Who is that!"
"That is Promise Joy, isn't she flawless!"
"You bet."
by Isabel Kira May 21, 2018
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Providence Special

Cocaine, Adderall, Xanax, Klonopin and Percocet
I just took a Providence Special, tonight is going to be a good night.
by Oscar Acosta May 1, 2023
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