writer protagonitis

a condition that makes the sufferer unable to resist games, books, and movies that feature an author as the main character.

He had writer protagonitis, and was therefore unable to resist buying Alan Wake for xbox360, Steven King's Misery, or Finding Forrester.

by Rotzo January 6, 2006

Pretzel

A dry and pretentious person, a pretzel is used as a metaphor. This is because pretzel snacks have pretended to be the healthier alternative to potato chips for years, when in fact, then have more calories per gram. Pretzels are also dry and flavorless; this matches the description of a person perfectly. Furthermore, pretzels are usually salted; a salty person is usually unpleasant.

The captain of the football team is such a pretzel. He think he's king, but the only reason the talentless wretch got on the team is because the coach is his dad. And I suppose that's why he's captain, too.

by Yo Damn Face's What December 14, 2010

Pretzel of Doom

Technically known as a pretzel infused with the powers of doom.

I.E. a pretzel of doom, what more do you want to know?

by housekeeping101 November 13, 2009

Protag

Someone who likes anime and dyes their hair unnatural colors such as blue, purple or any other absurd colors and end up looking like an anime protagonist. It's "who's the protag" in real life.

*sees someone with absurdly colored dyed hair walk by*
"What a fucking protag

by IntelligentNPC May 26, 2017

magic pretzel man

n. 1 a term describing a male who can contort his body into numerous positions. 2 a term describing a man who can tie his penis into a knot.

"And on a sad note, in today's news the Magic Pretzel Man has died of a urinary infection. He is survived by his son, Peiner."

by poopypants April 2, 2003

pretzel

a trick in freestyle skiing in which the skiier approaches a rail and jumps and spins 270 degrees in one direction and lands, sliding the length of the rail and then stops thier momentum and throws it back the other direction and spins the opposite way 270 degrees and stomps it...

you see tom wallich the other day?

no, why?

he was throwin pretzels left and right bro. he's a god!!!

by snufelupagus April 1, 2008

pretzel dick

:
1. A penis that is bent in a wierd shape or form.

His has a pretzel dick.

(His dick is disformed/bent)

by trilasonet September 30, 2005