Procrasturbating

The act of masturbating in place of doing any kind of labor (Homework, chores, etc.)

"I was really bored and didn't wanna do my homework, so I decided to do some procrasturbating."

by Crispy M. June 22, 2017

Procrasturbating

When you have important things to do, but instead you masturbate.

I told you three hours ago you are in your room with the door locked and it's not done. Are you procrasturbating?

by captain spicyweiner August 19, 2017

Procrasturbate

When you put off a task or chore in order to masturbate.

I really didn't want to do my math homework, so I decided to procrasturbate.

by CrayCrayJ January 12, 2023

Procrasturbating

Pleasuring one’s self as a means of putting off work or other obligations

Dude I have a research paper due tomorrow but I spent the entire afternoon procrasturbating.

by MoonToast September 20, 2021

Procrasturbation

Masturbation used only as a means of procrastination.

Because of Rico's constant procrasturbation, he always ended up finishing his projects at the last minute.

by charitable_bacon December 15, 2014

Procrasturbation

v. The act of being ridiculously horny, yet too lazy or unwilling to self-satisfy in order to "blow one's own load", or "cream one's panties".

The milky orbs and honeyed lips of the adult entertainment actresses on the television had me transfixed; lost somewhere in a bout of procrasturbation.

by FourDimensionalCumDumpster December 31, 2010

procrasturbate

Putting off a task in order to masturbate

I don't want to do my math homework, so I am going to procrasturbate.

by CrayCrayJ March 21, 2023