Procrastineer

One who is at the forefront of procrastination.

Fatty is the lead Procrastineer at Rythmatic Records.

by BertsMoM December 23, 2012

Procrastapeed

The urge to pee in the middle of the night, but you are too lazy or tired to get up and use the bathroom, thus keeping you half awake and robbing you of good sleep.

I procrastapeed from 3am, til 5 am when I finally went to the bathroom and then slept soundly till 9am.

by BMWBiker September 2, 2014

Procraftinating

Distracting oneself from a task (e.g. studying) by focusing all of one's efforts on searching for crafts or DIY projects for hours upon hours.

"I may fail my exam, because instead of studying, I spent all my time procraftinating. I found a great project that I can make with my old cupcake tins though!"

by RaechiePaechie December 6, 2014

procrastomasochism

a rare psychological disorder in which people take pleasure in leaving their homework to the last minute. in especially deviant cases, people may actually become sexually aroused by the stress from leaving hw to the last minute. the onset of the disorder is usually in middle school although it may develop in college years as well. may be comorbid with ADD.

Billy was up all night writing a twenty page research paper. He told me he felt great the next morning.

"Mistress procrastination didn't hit me hard enough. I wish it would have been a thirty page paper."

I said, "You know Billy, you really have a serious case of procrastomasochism."

He nodded with a sick grin on his face and told me about how much reading he had to do for his test tomorrow morning.

by neffademic May 4, 2009

procrastibaking

the art of baking delicious and delectable treats rather than studying/homeworking/finishing work/cleaning.

often occurs when there is a large amount of work to be done, and you are slightly hungry - how better to waste time than bake yourself some fresh muffins/cookies/cake?!?!

"i didn't finish my assignment last night - but i made some awesome cookies!"

"you waste way to much time procrastibaking."

by Gertie002 March 27, 2010

Procrastibating

v. the act of using masterbation to distract oneself from attempt or completion of important tasks.

I should have studied for this final last night, but I was too busy procrastibating.

by B.Island.T January 8, 2011

procrasstinate

To put off doing something, not because you're busy, but because you're a lazy ass.

He preferred to watch football and procrasstinate than to mow the yard.

by Kram Llahtneb February 6, 2010