preteen

A child (normally female) between the ages of 9-12. Some preteens are smart,funny and pretty. But some fit the stereotype of...well Justin Bieber fan girl.
Weird Preteen:
Girl 1:Omg! Like I just ran out of eyeshadow!*cries*
Girl 2:”oh no do you need some comfort”
Some of us (like me,I hate Justin Bieber and Disney channel but I don’t watch MTV)
Are normal:
1:how did you do on the math practice test?
2:I failed.
1:you wanna study with me? I got a 95.
2:yea tomorrow good?
1:sure

And lasty most of use don’t type LiKe DiS.
(Also for clarification I’m 10)

Preteen 1:SARA MY LIFE IS RUINED!MY DAD SAID I CAN5 RIDE IN THE FRONT SEAT OF YOUR CAR!
Preteen 2 (normal):ehh that’s fine! Stop being a drama queen!
Preteen 1:UHH, IM NEVER HANGING OUT WITH YOU AGAIN!
Preteen 2:that’s fine I want some normal friends that aren’t drama queens.

by MyDogBo May 24, 2020

Prateek

One of the coolest kid in school,Fat,funny,and likes to bully others,and always gets high roles

Yes he is the funniest guy he is Prateek

by Lolboyhong August 25, 2018

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars

Let me guess, this is all over your for you page but you don’t get it. Let me help, but I could really use a wish right now.

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🦄: Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
🐦: I could really use a wish right now. Wish right now. Wish right now.

by Unicornbirds August 3, 2021

pretencious cock sucker

One who is adicted to the sucking of a cock.

Mrs. Kleisley is a pretencious cock sucker.

by Bob May 3, 2003

priten

A kind hearted little gremlin that isn't afraid to share his apples

Would you look at that gremlin, he's sharing his apples. His name must be Priten

by barefoot bangle May 4, 2022

Pretend Dream

When you are in bed and trying to go to sleep you make things up in your head that you want to dream about

my dream last night was no where near as cool as my pretend dream before hand

by QlitComando December 29, 2010

Pretendionaire

Person who acts like they are a millionaire when they are not.

In most cases, their debts to assets are highly leveraged.

"Whoa, Jeff must be rich to be driving that Mercedes"

"Nah, he's leasing that car like the pretendionaire that he is."

by Excel Pimp September 6, 2012