Pootie Parper

A person who goes to the parties just to get drunk and leave.

Amelia is such a pootie parper! She came to my 18th birthday, drank all of my booze and then left!

by Baracudaboy January 14, 2009

pootie snooper

the act of snooping out pootie tang (aka searching for pootie)

Joel is a pootie snooper.

by Pootie McSnooperson December 23, 2003

pootie clap

A queef.

bro sharon pootie claps way to much its gross.

by cheek tap man June 15, 2017

pootie dog

A women with a short stature who enjoys welding and smoking cigarettes

That pootie dog Miss just smoked all my cigarettes!

by Caprowler December 2, 2016

Pooty tink

When you smell a vagina from a distance you shouldn't.

Wow, her pooty tink.

by Bks sandbar October 26, 2019

pooty tan

The brownish discoloration typical around the underside of the groin and butt - typically found on people who are grotesquely overweight.

"That was nasty, this fat guy bent over in gym shorts and he had excessive pooty tan."

by maikelyeremy September 12, 2009

Voodoo pootie

Pussy so good that it puts a spell on you. It will control your life, and if you try and resist...you will be cursed with cycles of depression, and psychosis. You will always go back to the Voodoo.

Who is that guy that keeps driving by, but not stopping?
That's Luis....it's because I got that voodoo pootie. SMH

by Strawberrynaynay February 7, 2018