poon hound

A womanizer or playboy. This term is used on the movie "Indecent Proposal" by Billy Bob Thorton to describe the character John Gage (played by Robert Redford)

"That's John Gage, rich son of a bitch and a major poon hound."

by TheRealDeal77 October 27, 2008

Poon Boy

A complete pussy and weak ass guy

Justin is being a little poon boy and won't drink anything tonight.

by JamaicanPancake August 30, 2013

anti-poon tactic

Any action that hinders or delays the receiving of poon.

Being amish is considered to be one of the highest
anti-poon tactics known to man.

Speaking, looking, or acting like Richard Simmons is an anti-poon tactic.

Having a tatoo of your ex girlfriend's name anywhere on your body is an anti-poon tactic.

by Hott4u6908 September 11, 2007

koon poon

Derogatory name for an african female's vagina

man I bet Shaqueta has a nasty koon poon!

by titanmike January 11, 2008

Anti-Poon Missile

Cumshot to the eye.

'RRRRRRRRRRRRR ANTI-POON MISSILE TO THE FACE!! CHANG! CHANG!!'

by Yeti Legs June 3, 2009

stank poon

a female vagina that comes to be quite stanky due to the presence of poo or a poo like substance in or around the vag.

I was fuckin my girlfriend and when i pulled out, my johnson smelled like shit. Fuckin stank poon.

by pwnstarsixty9 January 7, 2010

carpe poon

Literally means "seize the poon". Used as a term of motivation for a guy to go talk to a girl and eventually have sex with her.

Guy 1: That girl over there is kind of pretty.
Guy 2: Go talk to her.
Guy 1: Nah its Alright.
Guy 2. Dude! Carpe poon!

by Mitch McSpanklesworth October 1, 2006