pooned

Pooned originated from pwned, which originated from owned. Pwned was made popular in counterstrike, as a more "1337" way of saying owned. Owned was mispelled as pwned in some other game, i think warcraft, which is how pwned came about, sort of a joke. Pooned came to my attention from watching the MyGot hacker flash video of counterstrike, in which it portrays some nerd saying pwned outloud, hence the pronunciation "pooned."

E.G.- "OMG, i love the map dust, i can poon so many noobs, and maybe if i poon enough noobs today, i can raise my server rank from 3 to 1 (hehehe)"

I then myself started using poon and pooned while playing counterstrike cuz it was funny as hell when people asked, "wtf does pooned mean?" Now, apparently, a lot of people use it, i haven't seen it though, only on servers i play in, in which case the bastards stole the word from me. They should be pooned for that.

"My napalm grenade burninated your ass, POONED!"

"P()()|\|3|)"

by Hatz aka ( )-N-S-|_-A-U-G-]-[-T aka Oleoresin Capsicum October 11, 2005

poodled-up

Slang for 'to humble' or 'was humbled'

e.g. Big Dave poodled-up when Little Steve called his bluff and punched him out.

e.g. Joe poodled-up and folded his pair of Aces when Bob placed his bet.

e.g. When loinly Lori pulled her pants off, Dave poodled-up and ran home.

by Loinly February 5, 2008

pooped up

1. A period of time when attempts to thoroughly poop are frequent and unsuccessful. (usually 30 minute to 2 hour intervals)

2. When you think you are done pooping but you have to go again.
3. Can't completely poop but still poop out a lot of poo

Buster ate mom's enchiladas and now he's pooped up for days.

by sparky lawn star June 3, 2010

Poloed

Scanned using a CAT scanner, an MRI scanner or a PET scanner. Such medical scanners resemble a giant polo mint,

I was poloed again last Thursday at the Royal Infirmary.

by Lance Boyle MD January 25, 2011

Pookled

sleepy, tired

You look pookled; you must have had a long day.

by Mrs. TBone August 19, 2013

Poole hospital

A curious building, full of weak and vulnerable creatures such as Ben Pease. Those who enter are often found in the garbage out the back. Treatment usually stretches across a couple of months when illegal working numbers are low. Poole Hospital isn't a place for the faint hearted, nor' the British.

I just got caught up in a brawl, in the Poole hospital reception. A one armed kid just knicked the last free magazine .

by YungBoiOfAtlanta December 10, 2018

Pooed up

noun
a condition in which there is difficulty in emptying the bowels, usually associated with hardened feces.
a high level of constraint or restriction; a pronounced lack of ease.

"I have to take a dump but it won't come out"
"Ah you pooed up"

by Fresh Boppo May 21, 2020