anti-poon tactic

Any action that hinders or delays the receiving of poon.

Being amish is considered to be one of the highest
anti-poon tactics known to man.

Speaking, looking, or acting like Richard Simmons is an anti-poon tactic.

Having a tatoo of your ex girlfriend's name anywhere on your body is an anti-poon tactic.

by Hott4u6908 September 11, 2007

koon poon

Derogatory name for an african female's vagina

man I bet Shaqueta has a nasty koon poon!

by titanmike January 11, 2008

Anti-Poon Missile

Cumshot to the eye.

'RRRRRRRRRRRRR ANTI-POON MISSILE TO THE FACE!! CHANG! CHANG!!'

by Yeti Legs June 3, 2009

stank poon

a female vagina that comes to be quite stanky due to the presence of poo or a poo like substance in or around the vag.

I was fuckin my girlfriend and when i pulled out, my johnson smelled like shit. Fuckin stank poon.

by pwnstarsixty9 January 7, 2010

carpe poon

Literally means "seize the poon". Used as a term of motivation for a guy to go talk to a girl and eventually have sex with her.

Guy 1: That girl over there is kind of pretty.
Guy 2: Go talk to her.
Guy 1: Nah its Alright.
Guy 2. Dude! Carpe poon!

by Mitch McSpanklesworth October 1, 2006

Poonag

According to T9 cellphone dictionaries, it is the correct spelling of "smooch".

"I am going to give my girlfriend a big poonag"

by Herpaderp September 20, 2009

Roast Poon

Char broiled poon served with BBQ sauce or Catsup (eaten with fork and knife)

"Snanes mother makes a mean Roast Poon"

by s.w. August 13, 2006