shoogle ma plooms

Slanging word. Scottish

To feel, jiggle, a scrotum.

Shoogle my plums

Cedrick: "Will you to the shop for me and pick up a pun o tatties please? While i shave my beard?"
Cuthbert: "Away n shoogle ma plooms!"

Its used instead of saying Fook aff etc. One of my favourite sayings

by Curlyteef July 1, 2007

ploopies

1. A term that is used after raising much suspense about a subject, to annoy the person you are talking to.

1. Omigod, I have something really important to tell you but don't get upset...........(they say ok, tell them).......................ploopies!!!!!!!!!

by SuperAwesomeSexiestPersonEver October 27, 2011

poopscooper

bad job

workin at chicken factory

by joey May 9, 2003

Poopschmere

<b>Poopschmere</b> (POOP-Shmeer) <i>adv...int...preposition...</i> No one REALLY knows what poopschmere means... Some describe it as: "A really awesome website," While others say it is: "The hight of sexual pleasure." No one will ever really know...

heh... actually it kinda tickles

by Evin290 August 13, 2003

poopsalot

To poop or shit in very large amounts.

Jeff likes to poopsalot.

by Jeff&Emily April 1, 2008

poopshed

when someone poops in the toilet but it splatters all around the bowl

my mom did a huge poopshed yesterday

by Ryanssss August 19, 2008

Poops

referring to a friend with a joking manner

Hey, Poops, let's go get some chocolate milk.

by weir d ivide November 8, 2003