pirate

the kicking of a leg after ejaculating on ones eye

Yo, you should have seen how i pirated that hoe last night, she was limping for hour

by billy ;) August 14, 2008

The Pirate

When a girl is sucking a dick. Then the guy squirts in her left or right eye. She stands up covers her eye and starts jumping around saying "rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr".

I used The Pirate on your mom last night.

by Bert Goo 2 April 11, 2003

privacy pirate

Individuals that invade other's privacy but expect to enjoy they're own.

After becoming legal age some young adults will get a place of their own and want to be self sufficient but others refuse to leave the parents home and turn into privacy pirates.

by jpg3 February 26, 2012

pirate-ninja

a kilowatt-hour per martian day

Mark Watney created the pirate-ninja as a standard unit

by knafb;lkfbvaklfndbknlF;LKNVDLB July 3, 2015

Pirate Shit

When you take a long shit and one of your legs falls asleep. Then when you get up, you walk around as if you have a wooden Pirate leg.

Jesse: Where's Josh? Oh never mind, I see him limping out of the bathroom. He must have been taking a Pirate Shit.

by JesseIU May 12, 2015

punani pirate

A one eyed one legged prostitute

The punani pirate was chasing me yelling, "You no pay! you owe fifty dollar!" when she tripped and her prosthetic leg fell off. I was home free now, free sex from a Thai hooker.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

Ninja Pirate

You take a parrot and place it on the womans shoulder, then while stood behind her shout 'Polly want a cracker?!' When she turns around to see what you are doing you bob down and lick her love tunnel without her expecting with such force and vigor she looses her footing twist her ankle and walks like she has a peg leg to the bed with a parrot still on her shoulder.

Friend: Why are you walking like a pirate?
Girl: Oh, that's the result of a nuff buff piece of ass doing a Ninja Pirate on me...

by AWTH August 4, 2017