total package

A guy or girl who has the combination of both looks and personality, sense of humor, etc.

It's rare to find someone that has the total package.

by ??? August 5, 2003

johnny package

n. A generic term that refers to any bland airheaded male, like a frat boy or underwear model. His signficant other is named "Muffy Imeasy."

Whoah! Check out Johnny Package and Muffy Imeasy over there at the GAP.

by SkidMarkyMark May 12, 2006

Discord Packing

When 2 people get in a call and engage in these actions, Joke for Joke, Stamina, Loud mic blazing, and Picture Packing. These are roasting sessions that will usually have a crowd watching and will vote for the winner.

So you wanna talk about me? get in vc and let’s get to the Discord Packing

by LORDSENJI May 10, 2021

cracking and packing

Teen drug trend whereby teens hollow out a cucumber, fill it with crack and put it in their anus to absorb it faster.

Leighton spent his weekend Illing, cold chilling, maxing, relaxing, kicking it, flipping it, running it hot, hitting it raw, cracking and packing.

by Celso_Barese April 11, 2017

Columbian Care Package

When a man inserts his superglue-covered penis into a woman's vagina, then subsequently cuts it off and leaves, forcing the woman to either go to the ER or find another way to get it out.

Tom: Shit man, Phillip gave some prostitute a Columbian Care Package right before he commited suicide!
Louis: lol still a troll even after death

by mrrogersdick August 21, 2013

pack a bowl

to packing weed into a pipe and or bong to smoke

lets go pack a bowl and get high

by JJJJJJP April 25, 2006

Tooka Pack

A word used to describe potent marijuana. Originated after Shondale "Tooka" Gregory was murdered (smoked) by Chief Keef's crew Black Disciples.

"I'm smoking on tha Tooka Pack, yeah I'm high as shit"

by nd binladen December 13, 2014