patsavoura

Greek word - calling someone a 'patsavoura' is like calling them a wet mop.

Ah re patsavoura

by alex May 15, 2004

Pastying

the art of visiting a pasty shop to purchase pastys.
Also connected to cobbing it

Yo Alex1 you going pastying?
Sure Rob

by Ice9 April 26, 2005

Splat Patty

Very similar to a Squat Patty but with a slight difference in that this variation tends to send the toilet water splattering back up on your ass.

After the 6 burritos he had for breakfast, James found himself sitting on the toilet dropping a Squat Patty that he ended up having to use the entire roll of toilet paper cleaning up afterwards.

by Aeryck November 6, 2004

Chris Palsy

A condition where one is unable to properly use their hands when going about their normal duties due to a sudden paralysis of the wrist muscles. It Is also known as flapping syndrome.
While it can occur as a random mutation it is commonly found in people born with neck face.

That keeper totally fluffed his catch, what a Chris palsy

by lord Tard November 25, 2013

patty cake creampie

The act of ejaculating on a partner's body, then wiping it up with your hand and slapping them in the face.

Yo this bitch wouldn't let me give her a facial, so i gave her a patty cake creampie instead.

by P---H January 14, 2009

Patty-Cake Love

when two people both have an attraction for each other but both are too prideful to admit love for one other; both as well are playing games to try to lead the other one on

Jim and Sarah, have patty-cake love, they just sit there and try to lead each other on.

by thankyou4askin October 29, 2011

Patty McNasty

The act of inserting your finger or thumb into a female's anus while receiving felacio; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the male to slap the in the face with his penis for good luck. This maneuver was introduced to the 'Merica in the late 90's

Giving a bitch the ole Patty McNasty is the best thing since sliced cheese.

by GIMMExYOxSHOES May 13, 2013