Owned

Owned, resulting back in the Ultima Online days is a word depicing victory over another person or thing. Being passed up into the new generation of games and even in real conversations the word has come a long way since it was started by us old UO boys

* That mofo just got owned like a bitch.
* Hahahahaha Fucken Owned
* Man you got owned like a motherfucker
* OWNED HAHAHAHAHA

by DaN` July 8, 2003

OWNed

When you watch too much of the Oprah Winfrey Network and you suddenly feel like an empowered middle aged black woman.

Kari: "ohhhh man, I got OWNed last night."

Amber: "who made a fool of you?? I'm gonna kick their---"

Kari: "No I just watched a marathon of Iyanla, Fix My Life."

by Renka912 November 9, 2012

Owned

A misspelling of pwned.
Used in a sentence created to humiliate someone after they have contributed to an unintelligent situation.

After Idiot1 gets kicked in the balls, Idiot2 says, "You got owned!"

by muhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaa January 27, 2009

Owned

the act of being totally paralised with shock and chronic wiggage.. when someone promotes a state of mental immobility by describing sometihng totally fucked up to you.

"man, did you see that fat stripper? he dirty flaps were hanging out...it owned me hardcore..."

"man that music owns me.."

"Dion totally owns me in his fucking purple stretch pants..i am going to kill that son of a bitch if he wears them again...."

by Chemical Mafia January 13, 2005

own

To own, To belong oneself, To belong someone, to be controlled, to be dominated and spanked aka girl own, to maintain someones position

To own a bitch!!!
To be owned (dominated controlled) by a hot chick.
I am owned by my bitch every nite.
I own that doode in that position.(think nasty or CS way ur choice)

by The F*ckin 504 accord March 12, 2003

Own

When you accept the burn. So it's technically no longer a burn.

Used by really roach Gen Y kids.

V: Am told her I loved her but she threw kimchi on my face and then proceeded to burn me.

Jeremy: Bro, that's rough.

V: Am okay though. I said nohetero afterwards.

Jeremy: Nice own.

by jaythegr8 June 15, 2016

Owned

When a situation commands that one person or thing has taken charge and shown total control of the transpiring event.

Caitlin thought she took control of the sexual encounter of the dead guy, but little did she know that the one in charge was in fact, the old man. Later, she finds out that she fucked the dead guy.. hence her (as of now) smirk of being a sexual dynamo will soon come back to "OWN" her.

by Jeff Chabotte June 6, 2003