Dick offender

She looks so ugly! What a dick offender.
by Youknowit!! October 21, 2016
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HI OFFEND

A song that is extremely informative ABOUT LAS VEGAS and the MID EAST along with the fact that every place is LAS VEGAS especially when the mega ARABIAN LIKE nightclubs on the LAS VEGAS STRIP has not opened. Keep in mind before you can play this song you have to go to the MIDEAST and borrow an E.
HI OFFEND as the only thing I have to do is MASTURBATE IN PUBLIC but I know I could have SAT in a DIM place in the ADULT FILM THEATER this way I won't get caught and offend any children.

After I CAME to the next sentence as I felt better and I am going to play the song OH EFFENDI To be honest I can't believe all the things about WHISKEY on here , even this song but I have to unscramble another definition this one HI OFFEND and if I want to play the song again I have to go back to the MID EAST

to borrow an E again doing the same thing over and over again.
by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 24, 2021
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Meme offended person

Noun:
An individual whose feelings are easily hurt by a joke.
That blue haired liberal needs some butt hurt butter for they/them butt hole because their a Meme offended person
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first offenders

A group of minors who have received criminal charges but got off with a warning. Basically the luckiest of all pricks
I don't know how those first offenders did it but they got off on all charges
by Nickthenigger February 16, 2017
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Slightly Offended

Slightly offending someone playfully and/or for fun
Kane was slightly offended when he got called "A fatass" but still laughed
by Kane Kinzou March 27, 2018
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Offended

A word uttered by the weak and pathetic defense that usually signifies someone else is winning.
I'm offended there should be a gold medal for last place because I kind of tried...
by Juncture May 19, 2024
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Offended

A word used to tell the world you can't control your own emotions so everyone else should do it for you.
Person: I feel offended by that!
Everyone else: Who gives a fuck? Candy ass bitch!
by Sneakypreacher May 16, 2022
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