Obsessive Computing Disorder 

Psychological / neurological condition.

The inability to pass a single moment without interacting with a computer screen of some sort.

The inability to pause and relax and actually think about nothing, without feeling the overwhelming need to fill your consciousness with the inane drivel that your extended circle of "friends" post on their social media.

The inability to interact with real people in a social situation without fucking tweeting that you're doing so and instagramming a photo of it onto fucking pinterest.

Work was utterly hectic so I took five minutes away from the desk to do a crap, but I have Obsessive Computing Disorder so before I knew it I was getting my phone out for a quick game of turds with friends

Obsessive Computing Disorder by jwgrooves October 24, 2013

obsessive compulsive reloader 

A term used to define a gamer who plays FPS games and reloads their gun constantly. The gamer may reload after every kill, or reload just to keep a full mag.

Call of Duty Player 1: Why do you reload after every kill?
Call of Duty Player 2: I have Obsessive Compulsive Reloader (OCR)

obsessive compulsive reloader by dukezap1 January 2, 2014

Obsessive-Compulsive Foosball Disorder (OCFD)

Obsessive-compulsive foosball disorder (OCFD) is a mental illness that causes repeated unwanted thoughts or obsessions of playing foosball, or the urge to play foosball over and over again (compulsions). Some people can have both obsessions and compulsions for foosball.

Symptoms include:

- Air Foozing: uncontrollable fits that mimic the action of moving / striking a foosball bar (either singular or many times), some individuals also shout while doing this.

- Sleep Foozing: similar to Air Foozing but occurs when a person is in deep sleep.

- A constant urge to play foosball even when there are much more important tasks needing to be done (i.e. work, eat).

- Continuously watching foosball videos on youtube

Arno walked into the room and started air-foozing, I think he may have Obsessive-Compulsive Foosball Disorder (OCFD)...

Obsessive-Compulsive Foosball Disorder (OCFD) by ratel_8 December 13, 2022

Obsessive-Compulsive Email Checking Disorder (OCECD) 

- noun

1. A psychiatric disorder characterized by a subject's obsessive thoughts and subsequent compulsions to check his/her email.

Tara's Obsessive-Compulsive Email Checking Disorder (OCECD) has severely compromised her job performance.

Obsessive-Compulsive Email Checking Disorder (OCECD) by April D. November 5, 2007

obsessive fan

A persistent disturbing preoccupation with a celebrity, i.e. actors, actresses, muscians, sports stars etc.

She tried to collect all of the bands sweat towels. She is an obsessive fan.

obsessive fan by QZZZ December 26, 2007

obsessive grammar disorder 

{noun} A disorder that makes someone very picky or obsessive about someone else's grammar.

"I ain't gonna mess with her no mores."
"What's wrong with you? Ain't isn't a word and you used a double negative and you added a "s" to more!"
"Oh, opps I forgot you have obsessive grammar disorder."

obsessive grammar disorder by Tyler Hutchingson December 11, 2007

Flashcard Obsessive Compulsive Disorder 

FOCD is the term describing someone's need to turn every bit of information written down as notes into flashcards.

Kristen has Flashcard Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Have you seen her stack of index cards for spanish? It's gotta be half a foot tall!

Flashcard Obsessive Compulsive Disorder by KristenThChitch February 2, 2009