Psychological / neurological condition.
The inability to pass a single moment without interacting with a computer screen of some sort.
The inability to pause and relax and actually think about nothing, without feeling the overwhelming need to fill your consciousness with the inane drivel that your extended circle of "friends" post on their social media.
The inability to interact with real people in a social situation without fucking tweeting that you're doing so and instagramming a photo of it onto fucking pinterest.
The inability to pass a single moment without interacting with a computer screen of some sort.
The inability to pause and relax and actually think about nothing, without feeling the overwhelming need to fill your consciousness with the inane drivel that your extended circle of "friends" post on their social media.
The inability to interact with real people in a social situation without fucking tweeting that you're doing so and instagramming a photo of it onto fucking pinterest.
Work was utterly hectic so I took five minutes away from the desk to do a crap, but I have Obsessive Computing Disorder so before I knew it I was getting my phone out for a quick game of turds with friends
by jwgrooves October 24, 2013
"I ain't gonna mess with her no mores."
"What's wrong with you? Ain't isn't a word and you used a double negative and you added a "s" to more!"
"Oh, opps I forgot you have obsessive grammar disorder."
"What's wrong with you? Ain't isn't a word and you used a double negative and you added a "s" to more!"
"Oh, opps I forgot you have obsessive grammar disorder."
by Tyler Hutchingson November 14, 2007
or OJD. A symptom caused by too much Jonas. If you say the name "Jonas" and your friend screams, you know she's got it. Normally found in teenage girls especially around tour time. Or 3D movie time. Or J.O.N.A.S time. Or all three. Send her to Team Jonas immediately.
by jonasgirl92 March 16, 2009
someone who obsessively plays video games and mood changes depending on their state in the game which may include a high state of spaz attact
An example of an obsessive arsehole gamer would be, Myles Wain shouted at his girlfriend when he died in his game!
by nicapockaglory September 05, 2010
When someone is in love with someone so much they will do anything for them. Also will tell all their friends and think about them adlest half the day and if their really creepy mabye start stalking them.
Person 1:have you seen person 3 latly?
Person 2:nah. I think there stalking person 4
Person 3: HEY HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW GOOD PEROSN 4 IS?
Person4: um... is someone have obsessive love/crush with me?
Person 2:nah. I think there stalking person 4
Person 3: HEY HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW GOOD PEROSN 4 IS?
Person4: um... is someone have obsessive love/crush with me?
by You_are_fool June 09, 2022
obsessive cullen disorder you get from watch , reading or talking about twilight or the cullens its so nice to have ocd
obsessive cullen disorder may make scream for the cullens or twilight related thing such as edward cullen .
by loggybat June 02, 2009
by {BH}BLKfalc April 13, 2005