the act of placing a cold beverage on the crotch or crotches of someone for the purpose of either stimulation or revenge
by It's Yo brotha July 16, 2015
Get the Cold crotchmug. When your girlfriend denies your Chode.
My girlfriend and i were about to get it on, but when i pulled down my pants, she gave me the Cold Choder.
by Here All Day January 25, 2010
Get the Cold Chodermug. by Damn it again!! June 16, 2019
Get the Cold Bloodedmug. by DaddyLove_NJ February 18, 2019
Get the cold summermug. by jakeo May 25, 2006
Get the Columbian Coldmug. adjective - used to describe outside weather when it is so cold outside, you are actually forced to put on real shoes, a jacket, and long pants to avoid hypothermia. Usually applies when the temperature is in the 20's or below. Also used as an excuse for not going outside and staying inside all day to watch TV.
by sunnyutblonde January 23, 2012
Get the cold as fuckmug. This is an alcoholic beverage that you crack open with the boys, Normally takes place on a Friday or Saturday.
Girl: Wanna come over and smash?
Guy: Sorry, I'm cracking open a cold one with the boys.
Girl: Why? You're always with the boys! Its either me or the boys.
Guy: We're done.
Guy: Sorry, I'm cracking open a cold one with the boys.
Girl: Why? You're always with the boys! Its either me or the boys.
Guy: We're done.
by One of the boys. June 1, 2017
Get the a cold onemug.