nonth

When you don't have sex for a month. So basically you got none for a month, a nonth. Usually resulting in mood swings, irritability, anger, desert dick, dusty pussy, cobwebs, and other nonth related symptoms.

Dick and Jane weren't getting along so Dick was on his way to another nonth.

Dick and Jane got married, soon after the sex stopped and Dick was 4 nonths deep.

by theextra1 April 7, 2010

nonehow

South Texan in origin, it is a colloquial phrase that exhibits the flexibility and nuance that is equivalent to that of a basic white girl using "like" to describe everything. Most commonly used in the context of "against all odds". Nonehow can be used as a substitute for "regardless", "either way", and "in spite of", amongst others.

Brittany was like so over Greg, but she was into him nonehow because Greg's Dad is like super rich.

by Nonehow November 19, 2018

nonthenticity

The result of adding a new twist to a classic item.

Chicken parmigiana with some spicy salami between the napoli sauce and the cheese would result in delicious nonthenticity.

A fuel injected turbocharged V6 engine in a 1967 Mustang is somewhat disturbing nonthenticity.

by freefallgrue April 24, 2008

None for the team

When athletes the night and/or morning before an important game or competition deliberately refrain from having sex.

Dude, that chick at the party last night was all over me !! Too bad I had an important match this morning, so I took none for the team. Stupid me!

by Dr_Doom April 28, 2013

Nonedies

When your girl puts on underwear when she is on her period. When usually she doesn't wear any underwear at all.

Bro 1: did you have sex last night?
Bro 2: no, she had her nonedies on.

by The original Sweve October 29, 2015

Nonexistent Kid

When you in kahoot, and you have no idea what to name yourself.

Samantha: The kahoot name should be..?

Rob: You gonna be Mr. Krabs again?

Jim: Nah, dude. I'm gonna be "Nonexistent_Kid"

My name in Kahoot is Nonexistent Kid.

by Ehh Nonexistant Kid June 16, 2018

NoneLovesMe

Some loser no one cares about

(Person 1):why do you have no friends?
(Person 2):cause NoneLovesMe

by NoneLovesMe July 7, 2019