The Chuck Norris

After receiving fellatio, finish off by cumming in the bitch's eye which intentionally blinds her as you unexpectantly and swiftly give her a roundhouse kick to the head.

"Dude, I totally gave that bitch the Chuck Norris last night."

by Carlos Ray October 29, 2011

Chuck Norrisilization

The action that causes a world to be created.

ted- How are worlds created?
Zack- Chuck Norris round house kicks a piece of space into a specific direction.

ps. This is the act of Chuck Norrisilization

by Zack M November 6, 2008

Chuck Norris'd

As a male, to get fucked in the ass by multiple males at once. Taken from the flash video Ultimate Orgy, can be found on Newgrounds if curious.

"Which of these erotic ads are you going to answer to?"
"All of them, I'm set to get Chuck Norris'd this weekend."

by Tolous February 19, 2010

nerrit

a word that encapsulates any form of objection or negativity. a blend of many phrases such as: not, not right!, damn it!, no way!. There are a huge number of instances in which the term may be used, thus increasing it's undeniable versatility.

Nick: should i go to that place?
Mike: Nerrit!!
Nick: well i'm going anyway
Mike: Whatever
Nick: you can't come
Mike: Nerrit boy!!
Nick: I Think i know the meaning of that
Mike: Nerrit!! it's impossible
Nick: well i'm going anyway
Mike: Nerrit!!
Nick: Laytaz!
Mike: Nerrit!!

by leakim December 15, 2008

norrissed

To be pwned so hard that the only describable explanation for the ownage was that you were against Chuck Norris. This term is so strong that using it freely can cause loss of friends at an alarming rate. The actual occurance of people being norrissed is very small. According to recent studies, the amount of norrissings is equal to 10 times the number of total pwn10d's, which is in turn equal to 10 times the number of total pwn9's, etc. This makes it possible for the total amount of norrissings to be a decimal, which makes sense, since it is impossible for mortals to perform on a level equal to that of Chuck Norris.

The hierarchy looks like this:

norrissed
pwn10d
pwn9d
pwn8d
pwn7d
pwn6d
pwn5d
pwn4d
pwn3d
pwned
owned
raped
slaughtered
massacred
killed

Guy 1: dude, i just norrissed these guys on CS, i got a 1342 kill streak with my monitor turned off in a 141231 v 1 match while lagging

Guy 2: stfu ur full of it man, thats only a pwn7d at most, your not my friend anymore go die.

by Fnovd July 29, 2008

Norristown

County Seat of Montgomery County,Pa. Small, dirty, with corrupt government hell bent on the destruction of the minorities. Philly Thugs, (the borders of Philadelpha being less than 15 minutes away) often move in on local slanging turf with little or no resistance. The growth of the Mexican community has been astronomical since 2000, leading to many historically white and black owned bars becoming cantinas. Cops are worthless, organized crime families untouchable, while black and brown males are arrested and jailed in record numbers. Largest number of underground rappers in Philadelphia suburbs . Separated by Markley Street and the once beautiful Stoney Creek, to create the predominately black East End, and racial mixed West End.

nig 1: We're yall at?
nig 2: We just left South Street..
nig 1: I just left my jawn crib, pick me up on Markley St near Micky Dees.
nig 2: We will be back to Norristown in like 30 minutes yo.
nig 1: ight.

by Orca Raptalon August 10, 2008

chuck norris

America's premier ass kicking artist since the early 1960's.

Even at age 63 Chuck Norris can kick any guys ass in the US of A and most of the world and beyond!

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 23, 2003