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nard

wow that cats so cute! i’m gonna name her nard!
by goldfishasff March 26, 2021
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Triple Nard

When one cums in a persons butt hole and then eats the poop and semen out of hole. After this, the person then transfers the fluid from their mouth into someone elses butthole, and then that person shits into a blender and puts vodka in it. Then blends it and puts it in shot glasses. Then takes shots with the liquid.
There are three people here do y’all wanna triple nard.
by Nard_dog4321 June 11, 2022
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Nards

Female: "Jonathan, your nards keep slapping against my ass cheeks!"
Jonathan: "Sorry, baby girl. Shit happens."
by Invisibleclit June 12, 2022
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Nard Puff

A lil' fart that depending on how your seated creaks out from under your balls (nard) instead of cracking out the back.
by Nard puff June 19, 2022
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Nards

A word that you say as a reaction to an accidental event that occurs
“Oh nards I dropped my nuggets!”
by grimmy4life June 19, 2022
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Little nards

A man who drinks monkey slump. A man who cannot say earth. A man who has no emotions. He also is wanted in Mexico for drug trafficking
Little nards loves to cook his balls in his air fryer
by Monkey fart June 4, 2022
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Nard

That dudes such a Nard
by KiritosSideChick April 7, 2022
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