muffins

A drug releasing you from the mundane, usually, when done with a mellow interior and open mind, will allow you to realize how you're being fucked every day of your life.

SEE: mushrooms, shrooms, magic mushrooms

Hey man dude, these muffins are sensational!!!

by Peterson McBee October 10, 2005

muffin

a girl who's name you dont know but want to have sex with her

hey muffin... wanna hang at my crib

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

muffin

The one thing that pisses off cops more than being called a pig.

person "hey you pig!!"
cop "eh whatever"
person "hey muffin!!"
cop "what did you call me?!?!?" *pulls out gun*

by Dennis Kipp October 15, 2007

muffin

When someone's clothing is too tight and a bulge of fat sits over the rim.

"My god Joe, that lady's muffin is big enough to feed africa"

"Tuck your muffin in Libby!"

by outlookonlife July 30, 2006

muffin

a male with a pathetic "bowl" hair cut, bushy hair, a big head

a woman with a bushy vagina

"Tommy got jipped with a fucking muffin"

by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004

Muffin

Tom Sellleck. George Clooney. Brad Pitt. These men are defined as muffins. Muffin is slang for a handsome 20s to 50s man, usually in the movie or tv business.

"Hey Tommy, did you watch Muffin P.I. on teevee last night?"

by Johnny Big March 27, 2005

muffin

a coming together or gathering of women and specificly their muffs

"my sister is having a sleepover tonight"
"cool, a muffin at your house"

by Johnny bad boy B February 28, 2007