Boner in the Mouth

Something that is indescribably delicious

This asphalt pie is like a boner in the mouth!

by Shizbonerz November 16, 2011

SHUT MOUTH

1. The most superior way to say shut up

2. The most aggressive way to say shut up

Payten: (blah blah blah crap and junk)
Carl: SHUT MOUTH
Payten: (contemplating if he should commit die )

by Traffic Cone April 7, 2020

new mouth

when you've had a mustache for a while and you finally shave it off completely and you look like a young boy again.

a: yo son, you seen money after he got a cut yesterday?

b: yea b, son got new mouth.

by GMoney168 March 4, 2009

Bung Mouth

Rancid bad breath. An orally residing demonic entity rooted in halitosis. A condition whereby your stank ass mouth and your vile ripe ass smell the same.

Dude go use some mouthwash now. You got fucking bung mouth.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

cereal mouth

When you eat too much cereal, especially Cap'n Crunch or other crunchy cereals, and it cuts the roof of your mouth. This can happen with other crunchy foods such as chips as well.

I ate too much Life this morning and now I have the worst cereal mouth.

by Tayski January 5, 2015

mouth vagina

A mouth that resembles an old, weathered vagina

As in, "What is Donald Trump spewing out of his mouth vagina now, honey?".

"What is Donald Trump spewing out of his mouth vagina now, honey?"

by RichNWhite September 28, 2015

acid mouth

The Day after a coke binge, the roof of your mouth has a burning sensation.

Damn bro I have the worst acid mouth, I think I did too much Christina last night.

by Dee420 May 14, 2015