Mongolian Cluster Fuck

This is of apparent military derivation, American usage: a situation that is so balled up it is beyond description.

The recruits were given the command "To the Rear, March." Half of them kept going, a few went to the rear, and the rest just stood there.

by J. Bethancourt September 13, 2003

Mongo

A person who lacks intelligence and is just an actual idiot

"Sharon, you don't eat a snag like that, you bloody mongo"

by geraldlovesurmum September 12, 2018

Mongolian Wedgie

A mongolian wedgie is defined by the action of taking a person's nutsack and stretching it over their anus and stapling it in place

It can be done as an act of hazing or be used as a form of rhetoric to imply that something is really stupid.

1. I am going to give that piece-of-shit Dave a Mongolian Wedgie for sleeping with my girlfriend while I was sleeping with his.

or

2. I could run around the block to get next door, or I could stretch my sack over my anus and staple it down (Mongolian Wedgie)... but that wouldn't make sense, would it? Fucker.

by OB1kanobie March 29, 2011

Mongougar

An animal born from the breeding of a mongoose and a cougar. Believed by the Aztecs to be the representation of victory against unlaughable mockery of enemies.

The mongougar snapped a python's neck with its powerful jaws and slash of the skin to get to the meat with it sharp claws.

by Tie Fan July 25, 2010

mongofied

To reach a state of extreme monged-ness. usually achieved through exsessive intake of drugs, and possibly alcohol.

State of mind during a mild but prolonged comedown.

Derived from mongo'd

"Jesus christ man, I'm seriously fuckin mongofied here. I'm startin to pull faces and all!!!!"

"Were you guys out last night? Oh man were we what!! Fuckin completely mongofied, tunes were fuckin savage too."

"Man are you rolling another one. Man I can't I'm completely mongo'd out of me head. Oh yeah man big time mongofied" That is a quote from the birth of mongofied

by Marshel Plant February 7, 2006

Midget mongler

Somebody who brutally molests or sexually assaults midgets or "little people"

"you midget mongler! Let go of that little person! You don't have the right to molest him just because he's smaller!"

by LizardKing1968 December 1, 2011

Poon Mongler

One who conquers large and abundant quantities of delicious poon, ie The Creeper or Regis Philbin.

The Poon Mongler claimed yet another victim to his charm.

by poononymous July 31, 2006