Hug Moocher

A person who steals a hug from a girl who is angry at another guy.

Person 1: "Ugh! You bother me so much!!"
Person 2: "He's a jerk, I know... want a hug?"
*they hug*
Person 3: "Bro... you're such a hug moocher."

by TeamUnderdogLove August 11, 2009

pill muncher

Someone who consumers too many pills (pingers) and as a result becomes exceedingly mongy.

Oi Jordan you pill muncher, stop scoffing pingers or you're gonna land yourself in the medical tent again.

by pill scoffer J man October 28, 2015

Cunt Muncher

A Cunt Muncher thinks they know what they are talking about, but in reality everything they say is utter bullshit. Cunt Munchers think they are intellectually superior than everyone else but they are actually morons.

What the fuck is this guy talking about? He is a huge Cunt Muncher for saying something so stupid.

Shut the fuck up Cunt Muncher you don't know shit.

by Bloodlesskills June 10, 2016

raisin muncher

1. Someone who willing eats raisins. Usually also wears socks with sandals, listens to soft rock and enjoys other perverse snacks such as Fig Newtons, date squares and mince pies. Mostly found in the wild in the United Kingdom and its former colonies.

2. A tight-arse.

1. I always suspected that Steve was a raisin muncher, but today I confirmed it when I found an empty Sun-Maid box on his desk.

2. Rick: Did you hear that the mayor is going to increase property taxes by 0.1% and use the money to fund special education programs? This is ridiculous.
Bob: Are you listening to yourself? Quit being a raisin muncher.

by lewis1901 June 24, 2016

Fart Muncher

The name you call someone when They open their mouth after you say that you farted.

That man is a real Fart Muncher!

by Coolest dude June 5, 2018

dick muncher

A person who is such a dick that they might as well have one in their mouth.

John, don't be such a dick muncher.

by Eko-v-3.0 January 9, 2020

Pipe Muncher

A pipe muncher is a human/rodent. They do not wear clothes and are very wrinkly. Pipe munchers d'well in the walls of peoples home and munch on pipes as well as scratch oh the walls. They tend to sound like animals such as cats and or dogs scratching somewhere in your house. Pipe munchers come out predominantly at night to munch on pipes.

The Pipe muncher is munching on the pipes again.
Do you hear scratching, it must be the pipe muncher.

by Bryan Chiolé September 21, 2020