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Muff Tap

1. When you give a nice feel or tap to a woman's vagina either sexual or not sexual.

2. When at a bar, you move your arm in a downward motion, and instead of swinging at air, you get a nice handful of a random woman's vagina.
1. I gave Becky a Muff Tap last night, and I really think she liked it. Tomorrow I might go to the next step, and give her a Polish Windmill.

2. I was slapping my friend five, but wound up to hard and gave some toothless, child support-surfing mamma a muff tap at the bar last night.
by Thedrizzle77 November 26, 2009
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Muff Teeves

Muff Teeves

Noun

1. When you're postin' up and you see Pres-Teeves Worldwide sponsored by Damngoodbeer doing his work.

2. Outrageous slayer of poon.

3. Girth-Domed masterpiece.
William: Eh, yo John man see that Pres-Teeves over there in L-Town with that big shit poppin'?

John: Heard that. That's that girth-man Muff Teeves.

Suh: Yee.
by Niles Hassleman December 18, 2009
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Related Words

Muffhawk

A Muffhawk is the strip of hair commonly referred to as a "landing strip" on a woman's nether region.
A girl can shave her pubes into a cute little mohawk- now referred to as a muffhawk!
Zeea Darling: "If I could dye my muffhawk pink it would be the supreme ruler over all vadges. It would be like cotton candy!"
by Zeea Darling June 14, 2010
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Velveteen Muff

An all-girl pop/punk/rock band whose lyrics are funny yet non-offensive. They have no talent but are still very lovable due to the fact that they are cute and fun loving girls.
That band is truly Velveteen Muff. They can't play but I still like watching them try.
by Damn Mandy June 4, 2007
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Cooter Muffaloon

This is the sensitive central area of the cheedle (usually 2-3 inches in diameter) that can be greatly stimulated during sexual intercourse. This area is light pink to red depending on the heart rate of the woman. It is also a common place where prostitutes get tattoos depicting sexually suggestive images meant to please the man having intercourse with said prostitute(s).
Rosie: I plan on getting a tattoo on my Cooter Muffaloon. What do you think it should be?
Donald: It doesn't really matter, any tattoo on a Cooter Muffaloon is hot.
by Corn Smith January 17, 2010
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Power Muff

A tremendously unkempt bush covering a woman's genitalia. Much like the biblical figure Samson, the power muff derives its strength from from its length, fullness and overall unruly presentation. It may rise up toward the naval (upper Puff), down the buttocks (Powder Room Muff), but the most powerful of these muffs covers both of these areas much like that of a gorilla's fur. A contrast to the popular pubic dressing of a Brazilian wax, it is ironically revered and eroticized by many in the modern world (see Hipster).
Dude, I love to watch my junk disappear in her power muff when we're dry humping.
by Bebebox January 8, 2012
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muff muncher

I licked her pussy so i am a muff muncher.
by Kiy September 8, 2007
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