Skip to main content

Pussy Minion

A Pussy Minion is someone who goes out of their way to agree with or to fulfil the wishes of a person simply because that person is sexually attractive (And usually female, hence the use of the word pussy).

They are minions but not because of any kind of respect or kind feeling towards the person, but merely because they want sex with said person.

A more derogatory way to say the word simp.
1: I triggered Jessica and she sent one of her pussy minions after me.

2: Just admit you only like his looks and stop being such a pussy minion.
by Cheesyballs June 22, 2020
mugGet the Pussy Minion mug.

Trash Minion

1.someone who is bad at Minecraft and everything in general
2. basically just sludgymoth
sludgymoth is turbos trash minion
by TURBOMAN129 September 20, 2023
mugGet the Trash Minion mug.
Related Words

Kevin the minion

The greatest minion ever

But unfortunately he's gru's slave

#letkevinbefree
Today I met Kevin the minion
by WHYCROCCY June 8, 2018
mugGet the Kevin the minion mug.

laugh at minion memes

If someone says you laugh at minion memes they are basically saying you have a shit and generic sense of humor. This is usually used in a bad way and it’s a dislikable trait for most people
Becky: I don’t know if I can be friends with Jenna anymore, she just doesn’t have a sense of humor.
Melissa: Oh my God I KNOW! Jenna is definitely the type of person who would laugh at minion memes.
by Aesthetic Hoe November 30, 2019
mugGet the laugh at minion memes mug.

Minion hand penis

When your minion tryna put his middle finger up at you but it looks like a penis with a thick layer of leather around it
Top minion Kevin: is that penis with a thick layer of leather around it
Gru: nah Kev that’s just a minion tryna put his middle finger up at you, kinda looks like a Minion hand penis
by Lobster shag December 7, 2019
mugGet the Minion hand penis mug.

mini minion

A term to describe an annoying friend that is small in stature. Especially a friend that squirrel-humps everything and everyone in sight while making the most obscure and random animal noises.
Ray: Hey man here comes the mini minion.
Ted:Oh shit, whatch your legs.
Camron:Merrrr...(humping movements and sounds begin)
by Steelgiant75 September 2, 2004
mugGet the mini minion mug.

Group Chat Mitosis

When a group chat splits off into a smaller group chat, excluding members that are problematic or no longer part of the friend group. More discreet than straight up removing someone.
I knew that Caitlyn would confront us about removing her from our group chat, so we had a group chat mitosis.
by Struggle Station September 7, 2017
mugGet the Group Chat Mitosis mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email