MASTER OF ONE'S OWN DOMAIN

exercising forbearance and restraint in the performance of masturbatory acts; going to great lengths of time without playing with oneself.
Coined on a classic Seinfeld episode.

He refrained from snapping his carrot for 3 months until the little blonde walked by him, nipples erect and ass crack hangin' out of her daisy dukes.

by weave July 23, 2003

mister falcon

alternate of mother fucker

used in the edited version of die hard (1988)

yippie kai yay, mister falcon!

by sircasey February 18, 2009

Sister From Another Mister

Noun

1. Similar to "Brother From Another Mother", this describes a female friend that has grown such a strong emotional bond with a different family that she appears to be or could be considered to be part of that family, despite having no blood relation.
2. A step-sister that has resulted from having two different fathers.

Suzy: I love Katie. She's my best friend and I couldn't live without her. My parents love her, too. She's my sister from another mister.

by IQuarent September 6, 2013

Master Chief

A bad-ass soldier from the video game "Halo: Combat Evolved". Usually seen in green MJOLNIR Mark-V Armor. Synonymous with 1337.

The Master Chief can run at up to 55 kilometers per hour. He is the embodiment of 1337ness.

by Araquiel May 28, 2004

Hooker Master

One who has mastered a hooker or hookers; a pimp.

Jim ain't just a pimp, a hookerman, or a playa, he's a true Hooker Master.

by Shit_4_Brains August 27, 2007

Porno Master

A person (usually a man) who has an extensive collection of pornography, and usually knows the names of all the major porn stars.

Orville is a Porno Master, and they call him Porno Man.

by Shit_4_Brains September 25, 2007

Mister Charlie

A term for white people in general, not as derogatory as "ofay", or "honkey", but not complimentary either. The term first came into general use, and noticed by the society outside the African-American community, in the book by the late author James Baldwin, in his seminal book "Blues For Mister Charlie". Often abbreviated "Charlie".

"I've been trying to get a job downtown, but Mister Charlie won't give me a chance...he's locked-down tight".

by nicodagger March 8, 2009