Midget mongler

Somebody who brutally molests or sexually assaults midgets or "little people"

"you midget mongler! Let go of that little person! You don't have the right to molest him just because he's smaller!"

by LizardKing1968 December 1, 2011

Jerry springer midget fight

So untasteful yet sooooooo funny you cant resist..

Hey Bob, I was watching this vid, HA HA, sorry man, on youtu, HA HA HAAA, oh my god it was sooooo fun, fu, HA HA ha haaa.. (Ten minutes of laughing later at the video Jerry springer midget fight), HA HA HA, and MAN, I was just looking at the screen shouting JERRY, JERRY, JERRY..

by wl11lam March 26, 2010

midget toss

The act of you and a bunch of buddies getting together and seeing who can throw or launch a midget, dwarf or baby the furthest.

COCKSUCK!!! he hit 30 fucking feet on that last midget toss!

by bt February 20, 2003

Midget errands

When "little people" have to run errands in the real world.

Aw she's running little midget errands

by Kinny/Kenneth July 10, 2011

Smuggling midgets

A term used to describe a lady that has larger-than-socially-acceptable breasts packed into a very tight shirt.

Take a look a that gir, she's smuggling midgets.

by Alex Stacy August 23, 2007

midget

mid grade marijuana

Yo you know where I can get any midget?

by livelovesmoke April 16, 2009

Midget Spin

To have sex with a midget (dwarf, elf, small person, mini-me, etc.) by lying flat, positioning them on your cock and spinning them until you cum.

"I see you have a kid, how'd that work with her tall father?"
"We did a midget spin"
"...Wanna go for a spin?"

by DRCBTS December 31, 2008