Maguire

A male who is tall, lanky, wears glasses and has a bald head.

"Shut up you Maguire"

by The one & only TBM July 30, 2008

mcguiness

when a girl is giving you head, she shoves her thumb up your rectum, then proceeds to hook and plunge your anus.

shannon gave me a mcguiness in the hot tub.

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

mcguirk

verb. sounds like "magurk." when you throw up in the back of your mouth just enough so that you can taste it and it makes you gag, but not enough to spew puke out of your mouth. It is normally induced by something abnormally gross.

guy: did you hear that fat sally got doublepenetrated?

me: ahh dude I just mcguirked.

by mixmastamike March 12, 2008

Maguire

Avery tight vagina, usually owned by a prick.

"I want to get my dick wet in that maguire but its too tight!"

by Pooooooooooooooooooooooooperqe March 27, 2010

Harry Maguire

A fucking fridge twat that need to be sold now I don't know how to describe how shit he is doesn't know what he is doing lost on the pitch cots pennies. Moves like a fucking double decker metal truck know for his signature move no look defending.

MU Fan: Our defence is perfect.
City Fan: Perfect in a fucking kitchen both a fridge and freezer or just call him Harry Maguire

by Lukasalegend May 4, 2022

Lizzy Maguire

Whong spelling of the great Lizzie McGuire by the idiot above. Best show out there, Lizzie is played by the greatest actress around, Hilary Duff

Really good show....

by HD June 10, 2006

maguire

A tall lanky oke with no mates who has hit excessive deflation after vac (this may be due to his tendancy to take dangerous amounts of anabolic steriods).... When he is drunk he vividly talks about his small penis and how he loves boerie in his mouth...

Maguire: hey bro I'm drunk and my penis is small
Maguire: this would be the perfect time for a main boerie

by #thug4life December 19, 2011