Gay ass motherfucker who eats his own smegma and jerks to p diddy and his big ass baldie head. In his freetime he fucks dogs and acts like a furry for 5 bucks.
by Crissysmegma December 2, 2024
Get the jon porn maximum auramodusmug. THE BOOF PACK THAT LORD BOOFIER ALMIGHTY USES PERSONALLY AS HIS GO TO. BOOFIER SMOKES ON THAT “OG DARK MATTER MAXIMUM THRAXIUM PACK” this is true by the way and I swear I’ve met BOOFIER before he told me this information trust…
“THE BOOF PACK THAT LORD BOOFIER ALMIGHTY BE SMOKING ON IS SO FIRE, THAT SHIT BE SOME MAXIMUM THRAXIUM!”
by BOOFÏER October 22, 2023
Get the MAXIMUM THRAXIUMmug. The feeling/moment you get after waiting for an extended period of time to poop to be able to unleash the most massive poop. Often coincides with bragging to friends about what a giant shit you just took.
Justin, "You going to poop before we go out?"
Tommy, "Nah, haven't reached maximum poopitude yet."
--- 4 hours later ---
Tommy, "I've reached maximum poopitude, be right back."
--- 20 minutes later ---
Tommy, "Dude!! It's above the waterline!!"
Tommy, "Nah, haven't reached maximum poopitude yet."
--- 4 hours later ---
Tommy, "I've reached maximum poopitude, be right back."
--- 20 minutes later ---
Tommy, "Dude!! It's above the waterline!!"
by tvdubsmash June 11, 2022
Get the Maximum Poopitudemug. This is the most wonderful human you will ever meet. I don't know how to even describe him. Maximum (usually goes by Max) is so bright. He is a literal golden retriever boy and in everything he does, he acts like a child. Even though he has been through unimaginable things in his life, he is always kind to those who may not deserve it because he knows that people are important. He is a lover of life and loyal always. He reminds you of the sun, always there for you, constant, and bright. He is always taking time to better himself and doesn't often realize that he is deserving of love and affection. He has beautiful hazel eyes that somehow glow in the dark? calcium deficiency? it's cool though. He doesn't seem to realize just how smart he is, so if you know a max, tell him. He needs to hear it. He gives out his love freely and it's the most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed.
If you ever find a max in this big ol' world, marry him.
I'm glad every day that I did.
Happy wedding day love.
If you ever find a max in this big ol' world, marry him.
I'm glad every day that I did.
Happy wedding day love.
Hey, who is that breakdancing in the dining hall?
That's Maximum. He is the nicest but I am very concerned for him.
That's Maximum. He is the nicest but I am very concerned for him.
by I'mInItForTheLongGame February 4, 2024
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