Human mattress
Human mattress by sososweet November 15, 2010
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town mattress
Girl who sleeps with every guy she can get. Derived from the German "Dorfmatratze" (town mattress); also known as "slut" or "ho bag".
Damn I hope you wore a rubber she's a real town mattress!
Verdammt, ich hoffe du hast ein Gummi benutzt, sie ist eine Dorfmatratze!!
Verdammt, ich hoffe du hast ein Gummi benutzt, sie ist eine Dorfmatratze!!
town mattress by John Phoenix 12121 March 29, 2008
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full mattress
a large amount of money. The term was featured the song "im good" by Clipse when he said, "My mattress is full, why shouldnt I be out?"
full mattress by XFlurry October 26, 2009
heroin mattress
Sitting on the floor shooting up then slowly sliding down on to the heroin mattress as you lose consciousness.
The floor in a crash pad or notorious junkies squat that many use as a bed after getting on.
The floor in a crash pad or notorious junkies squat that many use as a bed after getting on.
heroin mattress by Wimberley December 4, 2009
as pissed as a mattress
Sufficiently drunk to be able to speak in tongues, roll eyes, disable the beer GPS, have taxi drivers take one to the police, break ankles, shag your manager (or someone elses)and ultimately become mpp. Only excuse is "I have to go somewhere, and do something" Anyway...
"He would not have luged the stairs if he was not as pissed as a mattress"
"I (he, she or it) was as pissed as a mattress last night"
"Must be MPP, pissed as a mattress when I left him"
"Pyromaniac? No, just pissed as a mattress"
"No, I didn't do that, must have been pissed as a mattress"
"Don't hit me again, Officer"
"I (he, she or it) was as pissed as a mattress last night"
"Must be MPP, pissed as a mattress when I left him"
"Pyromaniac? No, just pissed as a mattress"
"No, I didn't do that, must have been pissed as a mattress"
"Don't hit me again, Officer"
as pissed as a mattress by Taipei toecutter June 1, 2006
pissed as your nans mattress
pissed as your nans mattress by Ed Jackson February 6, 2004
Moving the mattress
Verb.
1) Euphamism for "getting jiggy with it"
2) Well, when a man loves a woman, or a man loves a man, or a woman loves a woman, or a group of people love eachother, they get together, in private, public, or sometimes on camera, often on a mattress, and participate in sexual activity, often moving the mattress in the process.
3) What Kristin is calling it these days
1) Euphamism for "getting jiggy with it"
2) Well, when a man loves a woman, or a man loves a man, or a woman loves a woman, or a group of people love eachother, they get together, in private, public, or sometimes on camera, often on a mattress, and participate in sexual activity, often moving the mattress in the process.
3) What Kristin is calling it these days
Person 1: Wow! I hear Krisitin and her bf were really moving the mattress last night!
Person 2: Yeah, i hear they burst a pipe
Person 2: Yeah, i hear they burst a pipe
Moving the mattress by Mingo_Fiercest December 15, 2009