Martial Arts

1) The act of kicking ass.
2) Something everyone should fear.

1) I am experienced in the practice of martial arts, which is not good for anyone reading this example.
2) Again I practice martial arts.

by Garit The All Mighty February 4, 2009

Mattia Polibio

Possibly the most attractive TikTok boy, has shawty wrapped around his finger, probably has the best friend group of all time, and gets accused of bullying Alvaro the most even though he loves him.

person 1: did you see how mattia polibio bullied alvaro on kairis live?
person 2: yeah but he’s joking dumbass.
person 1: yeah I know but anyways..

by xoxo dumb bitch October 30, 2019

Manti Te'o

1: (verb) To be on an online dating site, pretending to be a hot girl.

2: (noun) A dumbass football player, dating an undercover fatass on the internet.

1. I went to meet my sexy internet girlfriend yesterday; it turned out she was just a fatass motherfucker Manti Te'oing me.

2. Manti Te'o cried for days over his fake girlfriend dying of cancer before he realized that he had been played by a fatass motherfucker.

by Philonoesis December 31, 2013

mattia polibio

finest tik tok boy you’ll ever see. Just look at him, you’re welcome

person A: yo whose ur crush? mines luvanthony
person B: ewwww what r u on. mines Mattia polibio

person A *looks him up*
person A: GODDAMNN he’s sexy as shit

by Swaggycowgirl October 18, 2019

manties

The male equivalent of women's panties.

He flounced through the house in his blue manties on his day off.

by Violet Cho June 12, 2009

Mattie

An amazingly sexy, beautiful girl who will take you forever to figure out. Matties can be very secretive, but always honest to those they care about. When Matties are happy, everyone around them feels happier. It's like a kind of light shines through them. But when Matties are sad, it almost breaks your heart. Matties have a different way of looking at everything, that will catch you off guard sometimes. Even when they don't show it, they are often extremely sensitive to other people's emotions. Matties are beautiful, hilarious, creative, and different as snowflakes. Usually have a very, very sexy body and gorgeous face that everyone notices. They are very direct and tend to say what is on their mind, but they can also be playful and adorable. They tend to be full of contradictions and are extremely complex. Matties tend to be amazing pole dancers and give the hottest lap dances. EVER. Though they are nice to everyone, they are very selective when it comes to dating, so if you are a lucky enough bastard to get one, don't ever let her go.

"Dude you know that Mattie chick with the big boobs?"
"Yeahh man she's f*ckin hilarious"
"Goddamn she's sexy."
"She's way out of your league!"

by someoneotherthanyourself December 19, 2011

Mantis

The action of sneaking up behind somebody and double scooping their nips from over their shoulders.

Dude, I snuck up on Shitron last week and totally mantised him. It was fantastic.

by Shitron January 7, 2011