The lonely masterbater

When your irrational fan base immediately masturbate when they hear your name. Even after your failed career.

Chad heard the name Jimmer in the produce section, now those apples have a protein glaze and he is know as "the lonely masterbater."

by Bman88 April 8, 2019

Masterbaiter

Master at catching bait

Masterbaiter = Me

by Ƥapi October 10, 2018

Masterbaker

Someone who enjoys double clicking the mouse *ahem* which also (due to profession) may cause yeast infections, for males there may be a disturbing rising in the....*dough*.... also a legend in the pleasure department.

I hear you're a masterbaker.. any tips for helping my bread stick rise?

I am the masterbaker. Prepare to be rolled out and devoured.

'Yes...pharmacy? I recently had a one night stand with a masterbaker. Now I have an unnerving scent of cinnamon from my muffin and it won't go away...tips?'

by A Minnesotan December 13, 2018

Masterbathing

Bathing with the warm water running while the drain is also open, allowing continuous waterflow to ensure maximum comfort and pleasure for the bather.

Tad was masterbathing for over an hour today, and now there's no hot water left!

by SmitsMckey March 16, 2021

Masterbatiphobia

The irrational fear of jerking yourself off, and or getting a handy.

Dude did you hear? Apparently Tiffany gave Jonas a handy and Jonas fainted from being so scared. Apparently he didnt tell her he had Masterbatiphobia.

by Phobia-Chan June 4, 2021

Extreme masterbating

When you have jerked it so long that it wil pop a boner for the rest of your life.

My dad did a ''Extreme masterbating'' yesterday

by WKalas December 29, 2016

spiritual masterbation

1) People who think their needs spiritually and/or religiously are more important then others around them, especially those who might need their help.

2) People who are self-centered it when it comes to spirituality or religion.

Tova: I asked the advisors to helped me do shmirah, but they were to busy doing kiddush to be bothered.
Varda: I wish they would stop with their spiritual masterbation for a once to actually do their job!

by Brown Eyed Girl June 13, 2005