The act when a group of friends in a bar simultaneously text the word "cunt " to an absent member of the group. The result is the absent person receives a large number of SMS messages at the same time. Usually the absent person is felt to have a poor reason not to be present
Richard did not come to the pub because he was meeting his mother in law , so after a few beers and smedders we decided a mass cunting was in order , leading to much amusement or embarrassment depending who you were
by The smedders wrestler July 26, 2018
dude 1: hey dude this is weird, all of my contacts appear offline.
dude 2: oh dude you were mass blocked!!.
dude 1: oh man i hate mass blocking!
dude 2: oh dude you were mass blocked!!.
dude 1: oh man i hate mass blocking!
by ICV May 28, 2009
by Seven Day Mile May 11, 2015
A mini version of the new popular by damaned of critical mass . Crititcal mass is a riding of fixed gear bikers who do not obey the law and ride like crazy monsters. In las vegas the gathering is held every last friday of the month .and in LA every friday
Person 1 : we should critical mass ?
Persons 2 : that was 2 fridays ago . But we can mini mass tommorow just me and you
Persons 2 : that was 2 fridays ago . But we can mini mass tommorow just me and you
by gokillyourself.NOW! June 09, 2009
by legalize nuclear warheads June 02, 2023
Purposely being just enough of a hypocrite for people to notice. Usually because you have morals or will power and can't control your actions and opinions.
by shaneurysm September 22, 2011
When you really avoid someone because you're a fucking coward and can't face them. Usually with someone you have a crush on.
by Doomstadt January 27, 2012