white conservative straight christian males

Public enemy #1.

The communists will get rid of all white conservative straight christian males

by Rev Sharpton August 16, 2023

Yngwie Malmsteen

Guitarist that likes to play for way to long and takes up some of Satch and Vai's time.

Man, I went to G3 amd Yngwie Malmsteen took so long that Satch and Vai were only on for 10 minutes.

by MetalMoe June 11, 2004

yngwie malmsteen

Yngwie Malmsteen, the extremely fast virtuoso, listened to hendrix, one of his inspiration. He got into 100 best solos....but only one song
Hes not very creative at writing tabs but the solo in "black star" got into 100

Yngwie Malmsteen....not so nice guy

by Sex Maniac September 8, 2004

malasia typing disease

Malasia typing disease also known ass MTD is when you make many mistakes when trying yo type on your messager or anything in general😂

Nigga can you re type dat text I can't understand yo damn typeing you got Malasia typing disease

by @blu3.m😌 March 9, 2015

Yngwie Malmsteen

Swedish guitarist and COMPOSER who is literally light years ahead of all the dumbed-down, power-chord limited MORONS out there and in here, who have not the intelligence or SOUL to recognize the Yngwie writes the greatest pieces and songs, so far superior to their little gimmick-laden tin gods, Vai and Satch, that their pathetic little minds can't wrap around even a fraction of the genius. And that he plays with INFINITELY more feeling and emotion, despite the vastly superior speed and technique - these morons think that effort and strain = emotion. They have not a clue about classical music and virtuosity.

So they say he sucks and his music is masturbation. Easy cop out for a bunch of talentless, brainless little worms!

Ritchie Blackmore + Jimi Hendrix + Allan Holdsworth + Al DiMeola + Paganini + Bach + Van Halen + Mozart + Uli Roth + Django Reinhart = some of Yngwie Malmsteen....

by FretMaster August 19, 2009

malasada

1) a wad of fried dough covered in sugar (similar to a donut).

2) an asshole, bitch, doo doo head, butt-brain, etc...

You are a malasada!

by malasadas are yucky July 30, 2003

malesack

A man's testicles or balls.

Reaching down to adjust his malesack, Donny noticed his public hair would need a trim and a shave soon as it was getting too thick to be soft and silky feeling.

by malesack May 29, 2008