Malboro 72

Just like a regular Malboro red, but what the hell.. it's like 3 inches long.

Customer : Let me get a box of Malboro Reds.

Indian man : Sorry, we are all sold out

Customer : What the **** kind of **** is this...

Indian man : We do have Malboro 72's though

Customer : Is that a real cigarette?

by Spezter January 22, 2009

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Maldon

Maldon... maldon is a shitty little town in the dengie area it’s full of spastics It’s population consists of slaggy girls who are most likely being fingered behind maccers as we speak and the boys other wise known as the “heybridge Spartans” (heybridge being a sub area of maldon.. which is more shit and poor than actual maldon) who consistently call each other “brev” and drink k ciders on a weekend or weekday really there all just a bunch of wrongens wouldn’t be surprised if they fucked there own sisters auntys or mothers

We going maldon bro?

Nah man don’t wanna catch any aids

by El ym January 28, 2019

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Maason

A bitch or total little pedophile

Aww look at that maason what a total negroid looks like Hitler forgot one!

by Nogays September 7, 2019

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Scorpius Malfoy

Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy was a British pure-blood wizard and the son of Draco and Astoria Malfoy (née Greengrass). He attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry from 2017 onwards. He was sorted into the Slytherin house with his best friend Albus Severus Potter. However, their friendship was broken when Harry Potter didn't let Albus and Scorpius talk to each other as Harry believed that Scorpius was the black cloud around his son. Even the rivalary between their fathers couldn't keep them apart. In the end of the book we see Scorpius and Albus talking about how he just asked out Rose Granger-Weasley. It is believed that Scorpius Malfoy is hetrosexual and is in love with Rose Granger-Weasley. I, however, completely disagree with that sentence as I believe that he is bisexual with feelings for Rose as well as Albus. (But I suppose my opinions wouldn't matter to Scorose shippers)

Scorpius Malfoy is a bicon.

by panickedpan September 9, 2020

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Maleopause

opposite of female's version of Menopause, when a male goes through change of life, depression, mid life crisis, reduction of testosterone, erectile dysfunction, reduced sex drive, and decreased frequency of morning erection. difficulty in engaging in vigorous physical activity, inability to walk one kilometer, inability to bend or stoop, low energy, feeling sad, and fatigue.

girl, my man cant get it up in the morning anymore, i think he gots maleopause!

by C.I. Moan August 13, 2010

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