Divorce Maker

DIVORCE MAKER:

1) (n) Tandem bicycle (bicycle built for two) - Called a divorce maker because once a tandem bike gets moving, the passenger inevitably stops peddling, thus triggering hidden resentment over matters too trivial to mention that build up over time and lead to eventual divorce.

A metaphor for many marriages.

Look over there at how hard he is peddling and sweating on that bike and she isn't even breathing hard just sitting pretty, a tandem bike is nothing but a divorce maker if you ask me.

by Big Bro February 24, 2010

Peace maker

Someone who will help another with problems they need help with like:depression, Suicidal thoughts, any negative thing that can damage one very deep, until he/she is no longer needed and then will move on to the next until he/she’s purpose is filled.

Person 1:Who’s that?
Person 2:The peace maker of the school, she’s so nice!
Person 1:Oh okay.

by Emotionless smiles November 10, 2019

janitor widow maker

Commonly referred to as a JWM, it involves unleashing a dump in a public bathroom so damaging that were a janitor to attempt to clean it, it would make a widow of his wife, and an orphan of his children.

A variation is the UJWM, which involves a urinal. This is a high-risk move, but a janitorial fatality is pretty much assured if successful.

Laughing, Ken passed the janitor on his way out of the bathroom, knowing his janitor widow maker was about to strike.

by Nick2011 September 4, 2008

belgian waffle maker

to squat over someone (male or female) and hover the ass hole over their face,shit, and then sit down and fart on the persons face. *"greasing" the pan is an additional measure that includes pissing on the persons face before beginning the process previously mentioned.

Hey bra, did you pull the belgian waffle maker on that blonde chick?

by christian holmes April 27, 2007

One in the baby maker, three in the brownie baker

One finger (primarily a thumb) in the vagina, three fingers in the butt-hole

Dude I was so drunk and she was so horny, so I for some reason put "One in the baby maker, three in the brownie baker" - This term was originally coined in a drunk-dial voicemail to a special friend after a night of drinking and after-partying in a hot tub with a naughty french girl.

by Bryan "DJ Kenn"/Will da Thrill January 12, 2009

sammich maker

(n) A woman

Dude 1: I'm hungry.
Dude 2: Wanna sammich?
Dude 1: Do you have a sammich maker?
Dude 2: Hellz yea, my gf Jane!
*a few minutes later*
Jane: Here's your sammiches!
Dude 2: Good, now back to the kitchen!

by bitchinthekitchen May 15, 2010

Mayers

Mayers are lovely people that work hard and don’t take nothing from no one. No matter what they will be there for you. They’re also very smart and love music.

Girl: Wait you know a Mayers?
Boy: Of course I do
Girl: Ahh your so lucky! I want one!

by All unique November 2, 2019