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marathon plowing

When you are plowing a chick, and your fallic stick is so long, that you basically have to run towards her to penetrate in, and run backwards to retrieve your fallic stick, and repeat, so the plowing is like a marathon.
Dude, I was so long that I had to engage in marathon plowing.
by Richalex May 11, 2006
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marathon

a.k.a "Running a marathon" or "manathon"

When a group of five or more males masturbate one after another passing lubricant as the baton trying to beat previous records of time or contending groups' records.
J: Hey, do you want to go to the bars tonight?
E: That seems like a good idea, but that's in a while.
J: Should we pre-game?
E: I have a better "game," let's get the boys together and-
J and E: RUN A MARATHON!!!!!
(they high five)
J: I will get the lube!
E: I will forsake my self-respect!
by EriQ May 19, 2008
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marathon man

when any sexual couple has intercourse on a bike, while swimming, while running 26.2 miles and jumping out of n airplane. the receiving partner then takes a dump while falling from the sky!
I am so tired,I just ran a marathon man!
by Da' Hamma December 1, 2003
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marathon

a certain period of time when a weed-smoker is getting high systematically
a. Oh maaan, i forgot what i did yesterday! I've been high for 3 weeks!

b. Wow man! Stop your marathon!
by kuncevo_blocc September 1, 2009
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marathong

marathong can be a verb or a noun

1. to marathong means to have a steady stream of thongs on your apartment floor as you make hot monkey sex with nice girls

2. marathong: The act of having thongs thrown on your floor as you have hot monkey sex.
i can't wait to go to the party i'm going to be marathonging with everyone!

damn i cant believe i missed out on that marathong since i missed the party
by Lauren Pinzy February 18, 2009
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Marathon

The attempt to be drunk for 20 consecutive hours.
Let's start drinking at 10 am tomorrow so we can attempt a marathon.
by greg July 3, 2004
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Marathon

someone who takes craps all day untill they pass out from the horrific smell.

See Pulling a cyrus
see crap addict
Man i ate a whole pizza now im going to have a marathon!
by Crazy Eddie April 22, 2005
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