macintosh

Macintosh is a horrible operating system that freezes and sucks for gaming. Steve Jobs is a douche for making it.

Mac:Im a Macintosh
Pc: and Im a Pc
Mac: I can't play games and am only useful for a cespool.
Pc: I can play great Microsoft games with all my gaming awesomeness.
Mac: {freeze}
Pc: predictable

by James Niet September 17, 2007

Macintrash

The name of the computer made by the most hated computer company in the world.

"I hate my macintosh. Let's use it as a boat anchor!"

by Cory Emmett February 26, 2005

Machitini

Kick butt Martini type alcoholic beverage that kicks your butt at "MACH 1" speed - I am talking yesterday!

Those two Machitini's I had last night did more than kick my butt....they lit it up! I got hammered!!

by sassielass July 21, 2009

Macsterbating

The act of materbating while playing xbox

Person 1: I heard Joe is into Macsterbating.
Person 2: Ya I heard his xbox is really sticky.

by is online April 24, 2011

mackitude

flirting, to go into extreme mack mode or a certain level of macking hard on an individual.

Dick went into extreme mackitude on Jane.

Spongebob gets full mackitude underwater style from Sandy Squirrel which eventually leads to baller kama sutra status.

Tommy wants full mackitude with Chuckie's step-sister Kimi, but would be violating The Bro Code Article 19: "A bro shall not sleep with another bro’s sister."

Luigi failed to reach mackitude, after his brother Mario boned up Princess Peach.

by mackattack23 November 22, 2011

Macinio

When u're awesome with girls and in bed!

Marcus got laid 7days in a row with 7 different women, He's now a macinio.

by inDraig October 6, 2011

Macster

Mac owner + Hipster = Macster
A Mac owner (or technology geek) who is currently craving, or in possession of, the triad of Apple products, e.g., the Mac, iPad, and iPhone in order to impress friends or just have the newest and most hip trends to show off to everyone

Parr: "Check out my personal collection of Apple merchandise. And I haven't even sold half of my soul yet!"
Anne: "You're such a Macster..."

by Slawl February 10, 2013