male camel toe

when a male wears pants that are too tight, and the impression of his balls become visible.

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

Male PMS

Pre-Masturbatory Syndrome
When a man doesn't ejaculate for several days and the hormone build-up causes him to become emotional and irrational.

Guy 1: I don't get it, she's been leading me on for two weeks and nothing happened and I got blue balled and now all I want to do is eat ice cream and watch The Notebook.
Guy 2: Stop being a little bitch and go crank one out, no one wants to hear you male PMSing.
Guy 1: *wipes away tears* Okay...

by Kelantar January 15, 2013

male cheerleader

A male that joins the cheerleading squad and helps greatly with stunting and jumps, however chickens out on most dances and cheers. Also way sexier than any other man, especially as seen by team mates.

Mamaloosha! That is one fine male cheerleader... he could base me anyday.(If ya know what I mean)

by Bernzy February 9, 2005

male tears

What self proclaimed "sluts" call semen.

"Forever bathing in your male tears!"

by Not Gus Fring September 21, 2014

Male Tampon

A "friend" who heals emotionally bleeding hearts, but gets no credit, ass, or respect; A woman's bitch.

Female: "Oh my god, X, no one will EVER hook up with me!"
Male tampon: "Y, you are so hot, you should have no problem hooking up"
Female: "Would you hook up with me?"
Male tampon: "yeah, i would"
Female: "ew. i would never hook up with you. You're my "Friend""
Male tampon (to himself): "bitch."

by Male Tampon October 3, 2006

Male privilege

Doesn't exist in the west. Female privilege however deffinatly does.

Feminist: male privilege
Man: no
Feminist: that's sexism
*Man gets fired from current job*

by anonymous April 2, 2021

male bride

A guy who instead of being a groom is a bride at a wedding ceremony, a role swap wedding. He usually is the one who wears the beautiful white wedding dress at such an occasion.

Look at him! I never knew a male bride could look so good in a wedding dress.

by camo_girl7 September 29, 2008