ltoloxa

When your so bored you decide to search axolotl backwards.

Person 1: I'm bored.
Person 2: Ok.
Person 1: I'm so bored I'm gonna search axolotl backwards.
Person 2: You need help.
Person 1: Axolotl backwards is ltoloxa!
Person 2: Aaaaaaaaaaah!!!

by AverageFnafEnjoyer December 3, 2021

LTG

Abbreviation for LowTierGod. Powerful, he is. Destroy you he will, with few words, yes.
"Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitch ass ni🅱️🅱️a! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent."

"Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitch ass ni🅱️🅱️a! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent."
-LTG

by CC-8826 August 25, 2023

I.C.Y.D.K.B.I.C.B.Y.A.I.W.B.L.I.I.S.T.I.C.L.T.L.W.Y

ABBREVIATION FOR IN CASE YOU DIDNT KNOW BABY IM CRAZY BOUT YOU AND I WOULD BE LYIN IF I SAID THAT I COULD LIVE THIS LIFE WITHOUT YOU

*Text from signjficant other *: I.C.Y.D.K.B.I.C.B.Y.A.I.W.B.L.I.I.S.T.I.C.L.T.L.W.Y

by swanrose365 July 7, 2021

LTNC

Internet chat language for 'long time no chat'

person 1: hey how are you? LTNC!
person 2: i know it's been ages! im good

by mafaka February 13, 2008

N.E.L.T.

a non existent love triangle : often used when three friends are a little too close

guy 1: wow are those three people a couple
guy 2: nah their just a N.E.L.T.

by Soursop01 July 23, 2017

LTDing

-sub of LTD-
The activity of Living The Dream, happening right now.

Yo bro, what are you doing?
- LTDing.

I found $5000 in a dead cow yesterday.
- Sound like another month of LTDing.

I'm on drugs right now, banging a prostitute.
- LTDing, again?!

by bonkje September 15, 2011

LTP

"Learn to play", mostly used by elitist pricks in games when new players ask questions. "n00bs" brother.

Player1: Hey how do i jump
Player2: ltp

by DeadSnipe January 10, 2009