local pump

The girl that's the town bicycle.
The one who the whole sports team has tapped.

The one who is the reason why you and your friends are tunnel buddies now!

There you have it, thats the local pump

See her over there? Yah she's the local pump dude

by RowdyCanadian March 13, 2022

local dad

Super basic dad. Lives at Home Depot, refuses to upgrade his cellular device, and pretends to be progressive by letting his teenage daughters listen to "that cool new rap" music, but turns down the volume (or just silently cringes) at the cuss words.

Local dads have either a very stale sense of humor, bad comedic timing, or both.

Definitely collects baseball caps.

Local dads are like their coffee tumblrs; kinda hot.

A "local dad" can also be used to describe anyone, male or female, who dresses like a "local dad"... typically frumpy athleisure.

"Harriet just sent me a snap of her at Lowes, looking for a new DIY furniture project..."

"Look at her new thrifted baseball cap!"

"Harriet is SUCH a local dad. Smh."

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"Is that Mr. Worsheschire? Our History substitute teacher? In the cereal aisle?"

"Omg he's buying Raisin Bran..."

"Such a local dad in real life. Wow."

by Local Dad Enthusiast March 29, 2016

Local bub

Kelli is your local bub. Always a shrimp lover :)

If you need your local bub, kelli is just that!

by ._.Your~local~bub._. November 28, 2018

local expert

A neighbourhood expert (usually called Karen) who always interferes and is vocal about knowing what’s best

Karen on that Neighbourhood app is such a local expert, the annoying cunt

by Charlie Uniform November Tango April 7, 2020

Local Buzzer

A person local to an area that is looking for a quick buzz off of an event, be this being a bystander or taking part in an exciting event.

Person 1: There is a big event in town later.

Person 2: I bet there will be loads of local buzzers

by Will181181 May 24, 2018

Local Bopper

A female in town who is good enough to sleep with but not good enough to date, would not bring home to mom. Probably laugh about her with the guys. Swipped right because drunk.

Oh yeah, she's just a local bopper. Nothing like a Katie or a DeeNa.

by Mollusc March 19, 2019

Vanilla Local

A white person from Hawaii who tries to prove to everyone that they are local by going out of their way to do things to make it seem like they are not a haole. They tend to say things like "rahja" and "yessah" much too frequently and usually makes fools of themselves.

a vanilla local may say something like this: "hou bah we go grind choke pokEE" (mispronouncing "poke")

by Seth dug May 20, 2020