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Local bub

Kelli is your local bub. Always a shrimp lover :)
If you need your local bub, kelli is just that!
by ._.Your~local~bub._. November 28, 2018
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local pump

The girl that's the town bicycle.
The one who the whole sports team has tapped.

The one who is the reason why you and your friends are tunnel buddies now!

There you have it, thats the local pump
See her over there? Yah she's the local pump dude
by RowdyCanadian March 13, 2022
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local dad

Super basic dad. Lives at Home Depot, refuses to upgrade his cellular device, and pretends to be progressive by letting his teenage daughters listen to "that cool new rap" music, but turns down the volume (or just silently cringes) at the cuss words.

Local dads have either a very stale sense of humor, bad comedic timing, or both.

Definitely collects baseball caps.

Local dads are like their coffee tumblrs; kinda hot.

A "local dad" can also be used to describe anyone, male or female, who dresses like a "local dad"... typically frumpy athleisure.
"Harriet just sent me a snap of her at Lowes, looking for a new DIY furniture project..."

"Look at her new thrifted baseball cap!"

"Harriet is SUCH a local dad. Smh."

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"Is that Mr. Worsheschire? Our History substitute teacher? In the cereal aisle?"

"Omg he's buying Raisin Bran..."

"Such a local dad in real life. Wow."
by Local Dad Enthusiast March 29, 2016
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global-local

A critical argument which most people fuck-up and lose to outrageously superior teams.
I hit global-local. I lost. I think it's because I'm stupid.
by Sore Ass Loser November 16, 2003
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Hipster Local

The type of person who tries to justify their localness by saying that they have been liking something before it was popular.
Local Hipster: “OMG, I’m such an Arianna Stan. I hate locals.”

Confused Bystander: “But Arianna Grande is the most popular singer in the world. Doesn’t that make you a local?”

Hipster Local: “What... I... No. I liked her before she was famous.”

Confused Bystander: “Oh, so your a Hipster Local.”
by PoopDealer134 July 26, 2019
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Locally shuffle

The act of shuffling cards on a smaller, more intimate scale. Allegedly done because it is simply too much to shuffle an entire deck at one time.
Nicole was deemed insufficent at shuffling cards on her own. Therefore, Josh (like a knight in shining armor) came through when he locally shuffled the card deck.
by JoeyBigToes December 25, 2018
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billie local

a local who only knows bad guy and ocean eyes and barely knows anything about billie, billie stans dont like locals, locals only like billie for clout, a new billie fan is not a local
local: my favourite billy elish song is dont smile at me what about you?
billie stan: just shut up you billie local
by bichwhat May 24, 2020
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