Gavin Larsen

Gavin Larsen will forever get so many women

Gavin Larsen has so many girls

by ufgwyegf yuwegyfgweygf yuwegfy October 20, 2021

Facebook Memory Lapse

The instance when one takes a "couple secs" to check his/ her facebook before starting homework, spends an hour checking, then forgets entirely what they were doing the moments before checking facebook

Girl: Hey did you get the annotations for English done last night?
Guy: Shit, I must've had facebook memory lapse, I totally forgot!
Girl: Dipshit

by ThatOneWhiteMan January 12, 2011

the sun is a deadly laser

a quote by Bill Wurtz explaining why the fish from the Cambrian Explosion can't go on land

Hey can we go on land?
No, the sun is a deadly laser
Oh okay
Not anymore there's a blanket

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

LaserBear

The most dangerous animal known to man, described as a bear with unlimited access to the awesome power of lasers. They are extremely rare and are native to the Colorado Rockies. Their access to lasers comes at puberty, after an important laser-christening ceremony at the age of 4 (17 in bear years).

I'm sorry, Larold is out of the office due to the recent LaserBear attack he endured.

Aunt Flo's death was a tragedy, made all the worse by the fact that she was mauled by a LaserBear.

by Nighthawk Justice May 27, 2009

Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword

A philosophical postulate that states, "That which cannot be proven or disproven should probably not be argued about, but let's do it anyway to get some needed blood pumping."

Jenny: So if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!

by aotako June 8, 2011

lasette

Lasette is a beautiful girl and funny. She is really attractive and nice. She will be there for you when ever you need her. Can be the easiest person to get along with. But you don't wanna get on her bad side. She loves you as a friend as long as you love her too. So if you have a Lasette as a friend your lucky.

I love you Lasette you are my bestfriend😘👌😜

by Isaiahr3 October 19, 2015

lasean

Lasean means super hot an sexual. Most of the time flirtatious.

Damn that guy is a Lasean

by GetGangsta1114 December 2, 2016