Landon Buerge

One sexy mother fucker

Did you see Landon Buerge, if you do he'll make you cum!

by Bandon Luerge October 21, 2019

Landon Stewart

A trashboat

Landon Stewart is a trashboat

by Nunyabeezwaxx May 30, 2020

Landon clifford

Landon clifford the most loving,toughtful,caring husband and dad.He would help others even if he was in pain.Everybody loved him.He will take care of u like a baby no mather who u are that's the type of person he was.Anybody in the world would be lucky to have such a angle.

Landon clifford:loving smart,compassionate

by tap tap tap August 23, 2020

Lafonza

Is a very hot guy with a BIG BBC and his one of the most athletic guys in the world.

Lafonza puts his bbc in your mom’s mouth.

by Lokie April 16, 2021

Abbey and Landon

Abbey is the most wonderful and sweet girl you will ever meet. She is truly a gift from god, and she will always be kindhearted. She and Landon and made for each other. Landon is a cute, flirty, down to earth kind of guy. Abbey is a sweet, caring, loving soul. Landon and Abbey will always care for each other regardless of their distance. Overall, they are an awesome power couple, that will love and cherish each other for eternity.

"ugh...how long will it take for Abbey and Landon to get together already"

by loolllllllllllllllllllllllllll December 28, 2021

Landon

A totally charming man who refuses to drink his buddies crown and mountain dew mixture because he can't hang. Totally dateable though. Has a really nice dodge ram truck that is loud and looks sexy as fuck. Also, has extremely large penis. May cause damage if not used properly....

I found a man who is very cute, but is a total landon.

by Yogy Bear March 22, 2019

The Lamont effect

The situation of trying not to get propositioned by women but being such a puss magnet that it's inevitable.

He was trying to have a quite drink in the smokers section but the Lamont effect was in full force

by The diamond April 27, 2019