Lacerate

To cut or rip at something, with a sharp weapon or claws. For other ways to mutilate people, see fustigate.

"He looked at me funny, so I lacerated his intestines"

by John Q Moron May 5, 2004

lanzer

An over-worked, under-fed individual with remarkable good looks. May be part robot. One of the nicest administrators on the net.

OMG Lanzer is SO cool!

by SliverMcKite April 21, 2004

Lance

Lance's are the most incredibly rare creatures 8) they have

phenomenal personalities ;D If you find one make sure you lock him up in your closet and swallow the key, cause they are people who will always be faithful and loyal :) when you need them, they'll always be there for you. They are easy to get along with :3 Through any bad situation, they can always make you smile with their funny sense of humor. If you let a Lance into your life they'll brighten up your world ^^ Lances have immense beauty and are extremely talented in the arts. :) They are passionate and can triumph through any obstacle in life no matter how hard the situation may be in, and some how are are always able to have a smile on their face and willing to help others :. They'll be the best friend you'll ever have :)) And as a lover, you are lucky with out a doubt, they are prefect in every way, for they are very caring and thoughtful, though others may see "faults", you see perfection, you are not blinded but gifted to see who and what they are. so never let these people out of your life, for they are the most amazing people you could possibly meet. Lances will change your life forever.

Lance is a gem inside and out
This i'm sure without a doubt

I love you lance. :))

lance lance lance i could say that all day!! xPP

by naynaywashere8D January 9, 2011

Lance Armstrong

To spike your water bottle o while biking

I needed cocaine while riding my bike so I had to pull off a Lance Armstrong

by Kidswillbekids July 3, 2019

Lance Vance Dance

Lance Vance Dance pronounced: Lonce Vonce Donce

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City's character Lance Vance and Tommy Vercetti are on the 'Phnom Penh' Mission in which the Lance Vance Dance is done for the first time.
The Lance Vance Dance is...

1. Screaming obscene insults and shooting people with a high powered automatic weapon from a helicopter.

2. An enamored psychotic GTA: Vice City fan humping a couch and shouting DO THE LONCE VONCE DONCE.

1. Nat: "I got me a rhino-copter and shot down them hoes this weekend"
Colleen: "YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME TO DO THE LANCE VANCE DANCE?!"

2.
Colleen: I wouldn't sit on that.
Friend: Why?
Colleen: Natalie did the Lance Vance dance on it.
Friend: OHH SICK!

by Colleen & Natalie June 12, 2007

premature ejac-o-lantern

To become overly excited about Halloween and making a jack-o-lantern too far in advance, thus allowing the pumpkin to rot and leave behind an unexpected mess that is embarassing to clean up. Usually happens once a year.

"Hey man, did you hear about Kory?" "I guess he premature ejac-o-lanterned all over the kitchen counter. He had to hurry and clean it up before his roommates got home."

by RobbieC55 October 13, 2011

Landeruded

In sport fishing: When one of your "buddies" steals a fish you were trying to catch by rudely casting their bait in the same spot as yours. By luck they hook and land the fish that was destined for your bait.

Generic definition: An asshole that steals the glory from the person who did all the work.

Scott made the perfect cast to catch that musky, but Chris landeruded him by casting in the same spot and caught it first.

by Websters new August 7, 2014